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Richard
Registered: Dec 2001
Posts: 619 |
Funny text in cracktros
What's the most funniest piece of scroll text have you ever read on a cracktro?
I thought Jack Alien's story about a girl running away from her dad, as she does not want him to kiss her, was practically funny :)
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hollowman
Registered: Dec 2001
Posts: 474 |
funniest scrolltext is ofcourse from a demo and not from a cracktro. i give you the best piece of it here:
"well, we had a table-tennis competition here, and the amount was 5 swedish kronor. the jam-dude: black samurai won over eliz (in the final) and the price was 40 lousy swedish kronor. well, some fucking drunk girls arrived at our place yesterday, one of the girls were so fucking drunk that you could fuck her without any problems (even a blow-job) and it was enduro and stash that brought them here. "
table tennis and blowjobs...the scene at its best :) |
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Stryyker
Registered: Dec 2001
Posts: 465 |
Oh, trust Stash to be involved :) |
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TDJ
Registered: Dec 2001
Posts: 1879 |
Hollowman: what's so funny about that text?
My fave: Rowdy of Fairlight in Broken Ideals .. read it. |
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hollowman
Registered: Dec 2001
Posts: 474 |
tdj, whats so funny about humour? please explain asap |
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Richard
Registered: Dec 2001
Posts: 619 |
Some of Onslaughts scrolls are quite funny.
It's a bit of harmless fun anyway :) |
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taper
Registered: Dec 2001
Posts: 119 |
As some others here said, stop using the word "cracktros". Other platforms have this expression, but the c64 scene always used crackintro or simply intro. Cracktros sounds incredibly silly.
The funniest scroll I ever read wasn't in a crackintro, though. Achmed, go, go!
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T.M.R
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Registered: Dec 2001
Posts: 749 |
Quote: As some others here said, stop using the word "cracktros". Other platforms have this expression, but the c64 scene always used crackintro or simply intro. Cracktros sounds incredibly silly.
The funniest scroll I ever read wasn't in a crackintro, though. Achmed, go, go!
What *he* said about "cracktros" (i blame the PC scene personally, but i always do... =-)
i can't remember where i saw it, but it was a G*P intro where someone (OMG?) was going on about losing his virginity... i don't know why, but i've always found that funny. =-) |
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Rough
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Registered: Feb 2002
Posts: 1829 |
I liked writing the scroll texts from THE ANCIENT TEMPLE demos (e.g. Visitation, Airdance series, Milchpause) together with the Innsbruck based main group, many others enjoyed reading these texts. :) :)
Cracktro, isnt it originaly from the Amiga? Just like Dentro?
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T.M.R
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Registered: Dec 2001
Posts: 749 |
i remember the terms "dentro" and "trackmo" being from the Amiga but my somewhat fuzzy recollection of the origin of "cracktro" is that it was somewhat later, around when the PC scene was getting into full swing over here.
However, i'm perfectly aware of my own inability to judge the passage of time correctly so chances are i'm wrong - but i want to blame the PC scene anyway, okay? =-) |
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chatGPZ
Registered: Dec 2001
Posts: 11091 |
a "cracktro" in original sence is a _standalone_ (hence no intro) piece of code spreaded together with PC WAREZ! so there are hardly any cracktros in c64 (nor amiga) world at all. |
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