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Submitted by Joe on 27 January 2024
I'll repeat my comment, ten years later:
So utterly immature and uninteresting.
Instead of trying to make art, you are only interested in kitsch,
human debasement and dull heteronormative stereotypical drivel.
And others moaned at Algorithm. This is just sad |
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Submitted by CommFor on 2 March 2020
| Many harsh words on this one. And no comments from Byterapers coders Mr. Sex and Dr. Dick :) They made astonishing demos from 1994.-1996. |
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Submitted by Joe on 3 January 2020
Seriously "no anal? but are there a river of sperm at least? :))" is no means of being remembered, right? But you are. Lol, you guys!
I’d love to tell your future generation this, all these comments, for your kids, your wives and what have you. colleges at work. You are so sick I WANT TO GET YOU THE CHURCH AND GET YOU THE COFFIN. |
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Submitted by Joe on 3 January 2020
This is the very reason why I left this group (Crest) and never will regard them as anything again, ever.
I also got angry at very many more during a few years back backing up releases as this one. Lol! You guys. you got tattoo:ed for life! |
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Submitted by Copyfault on 18 February 2014
| Though I'm not so much into pr0n stuff I have to say that the syncing in this one definatly *ROCKS* |
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Submitted by DeeKay on 17 February 2014
| Bwahahha!.. Fantastic summary, CreamD, a WinRAR is you! ;-D If there ever was anything like a pr0n-script, this must be it! |
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Submitted by jailbird on 17 February 2014
Quoting CreshAll that and even more in Farmsong 2014! ;)
Speaking of porn and farms, how about a collection of the best scenes from Bodil Joensen's Animal Farm? It's really hard to find it online, so at least it will have a bit of exclusivity, and finally I could fap to it! Oh, and sync it to the music from Mc Gottifant! |
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Submitted by CreaMD on 17 February 2014
| Added a full summary of the plot to rectify my ad hominem generalisation of this carefully mixed selection of scenes. |
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Submitted by Cresh on 17 February 2014
| All that and even more in Farmsong 2014! ;) |
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Submitted by jailbird on 17 February 2014
Quoting Stainlessbtw contrary to popular belief, no assholes were penetrated in this demo. I suggest you watch it again closely a couple of times, before making false accusations :-D
Quoting CreshI have not noticed any anal scene in Farmsong. You clicked the wrong file. ;)
Okay mates, I'm busted. Got bored, ended it after the third or fourth scene, and just assumed there's an anal act too... Leaving it out kinda disappoints me though, that's a job half done. There's no good porn without at least one juicy butt-probe.
Oh well, at least I guessed 2 out of 3 common porn scenes, that's a something! |
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Submitted by Oswald on 17 February 2014
| no anal? but are there a rivers of sperm atleast? :)) |
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Submitted by Cresh on 17 February 2014
@Jailbird
I have not noticed any anal scene in Farmsong. You clicked the wrong file. ;) |
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Submitted by Stainless Steel on 17 February 2014
| btw contrary to popular belief, no assholes were penetrated in this demo. I suggest you watch it again closely a couple of times, before making false accusations :-D |
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Submitted by Stainless Steel on 17 February 2014
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Submitted by jailbird on 17 February 2014
For both of you:
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Submitted by Stainless Steel on 17 February 2014
| I see we understand eachother :-D |
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Submitted by Stainless Steel on 17 February 2014
| I see we understand eachother :-D |
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Submitted by Oswald on 17 February 2014
| you mean: 8===3 <'))>< :) |
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Submitted by Stainless Steel on 17 February 2014
| Oswald, have a fish : <'))>< |
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Submitted by Oswald on 17 February 2014
| oh yeah, what we need instead is animated rivers of sperm, and gaping assholes. its the essence of the scene! fuck creativity ! |
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Submitted by Stainless Steel on 17 February 2014
| oh please all this "it has to have creative and artistic value" hypocritical bullshit is making me sick. |
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Submitted by jailbird on 17 February 2014
Quoting StainlessAnd nobody mentions how well synched to the music it is. such a shame.
A monster sized black dick ghastly pounding a loose asshole matched to the rapid drum beats. A vagina stretched wide to the rhythm of the wonderful tremolos. Rivers of sperm gently streaming down from the female performer's face harmonizing with the chords that nonchalantly chime in... Yeah, now that you mentioned it, I wonder how did I missed those amazing parts of the release till now?! Such a shame.
It's indeed an amazing work, a prime exemplar of synching on the C64 and clearly, a work of an unrecognized genius! :D |
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Submitted by Oswald on 17 February 2014
| porn / demos / scene still doesnt mix for me. The screenshot looks tasteful tho. will watch it when its on YT. |
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Submitted by Bitbreaker on 17 February 2014
| One could discuss if animations are the way to go, but anyone making a drama out of the pron thingy: FUCK YOU, SERIOUSLY. |
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Submitted by Stainless Steel on 17 February 2014
| And nobody mentions how well synched to the music it is. such a shame. |
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Submitted by Rough on 17 February 2014
| Despite what some people say this REU attaching and adjusting in Vice is really easy. |
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Submitted by TheRyk on 17 February 2014
@VICE snapshots: didn't work here either, though I was hoping this would spare me the whole adjust-REU-settings-Attach-this-Attach-that blues. One more reason why I (not owning real REU) shun this stuff even in emulator normally.
@kicked out of "out of competition" etc.: *shrug* nothing to worry about unless you want the drama to continue :) |
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Submitted by Cresh on 16 February 2014
| Music credits removed? ;) |
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Submitted by chatGPZ on 16 February 2014
| VICE snapshots are not a proper format for distributing btw, expect random errors or even complete failure in any VICE version that is different to the one that created the snapshot. |
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Submitted by DeeKay on 16 February 2014
| Wow. I totally didn't know compo rules applied for out-of-compo releases, too. I guess you learn something new every day... |
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Submitted by CreaMD on 16 February 2014
| Krill. I'm afraid it's too late. But some well known misanthropes in the scene still didn't say their ad hominem opinion. Let's wait. I'm not adding anything more here. |
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Submitted by Sounx on 16 February 2014
| Agree with Stainless and a plain 10 from me aswell. |
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Submitted by jailbird on 16 February 2014
Quoting KrillYou may say what you want about this production, but please, would you, the likes of Joe, Sander, Jailbird and CreaMD, please refrain from ad hominem attacks?
Speaking for myself: no. |
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Submitted by Stainless Steel on 16 February 2014
| I give this demo a 10 just out of spite and the shock and drama potential it has. Props to KD mission accomplished :-D |
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Submitted by Krill on 16 February 2014
| You may say what you want about this production, but please, would you, the likes of Joe, Sander, Jailbird and CreaMD, please refrain from ad hominem attacks? |
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Submitted by MagerValp on 16 February 2014
| This wasn't released at Datastorm, no one involved visited the party, and in fact we refused to show it. |
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Submitted by Conrad on 16 February 2014
| removed my 1 vote to settle down all this drama over "how serious" people feel of this production. That doesn't necessarily take my right away to think that this is a piece of shite! BlueREU was amazing... this isn't! /eod |
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Submitted by Stainless Steel on 16 February 2014
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Submitted by Adam on 16 February 2014
| i think the video captures are nicely done, excellent music. looking forward to farmsong part 2! ;D |
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Submitted by CreaMD on 16 February 2014
I can imagine this could work much better if you choose some more "artitic" scenes from Italian porn movies. Like ones in il confesionale . Cool angles, interesting scenes, very sexy.
I wonder who is actually consuming those unnatural and unsexy scenes full of enhanced boobs, mouth to vagina to anal to mouth and predictable "plots", Loops and lover resolution doesn't hurt it at all, they are unwatchable in any resolution. I have warped through this production in emulator (out stupid and unexplainable curiosity/urge we men show when it concerns sex) to avoid feeling of getting the "facial" myself, but I still feel like I should was my brain with smirk paper to remove that 2 minute glimpse into mind of 30+ year mental virgin production from my head. P.S.: I'm not criticizing the technical aspect at all and I apologize for not listening to the musics, really. |
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Submitted by Zirias on 15 February 2014
| Well, the music is MUCH better than in most pr0n available on the net ;) |
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Submitted by Rudi on 15 February 2014
| I don't give a damn. One of the best REU demos ive ever seen. Damn good quality! it gets 9/10 from me. |
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Submitted by Rough on 15 February 2014
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Submitted by Rough on 15 February 2014
| Actually I don't agree with people who feel offended by doing a porn animation demo. I do not like it because it's lame and ugly porn and I'm not in my teenage years anymore (oh, really?), which means I'm not so easy to arouse with pictures of naked ladies. Furthermore two clicks ahead are terratons of bytes of hd video porn in the 21st century. |
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Submitted by jailbird on 15 February 2014
| This is the most neckbeardest thing I've ever seen in my life. |
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Submitted by TPM on 15 February 2014
| just fun.. don't ask or even debate about it. And if you do, you're silly.. knoeki is right. |
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Submitted by Jazzcat on 15 February 2014
| I don't mind this at all. I am not taking it seriously at all. In fact, it is good to not be serious all the time and just relax and do whatever you want. I know DeeKay spent a lot of time sync'ing some of these bits with the music in a certain bangbus on the way back from X2010 :D |
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Submitted by Xiny6581 on 15 February 2014
| I am not 100% sure about this. The content could have been more interesting. Like a nice blasting raytracing (made on the c-64/c-128). Anyhow cheerz for a great party! :) |
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Submitted by Rayne on 15 February 2014
| C64 and some Pr0n, what else do you need? :) |
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Submitted by TheRyk on 15 February 2014
what iAn, knoeki, Mr SID & rough said :)
@rest/critics: I'm also not too keen on coding for or even owning REU hardware either, and I also do not regard that recent Nuvie-REU flood in a German forum as worth to waste much time with by watching. But I think, comlaining about Nuvie being un-oldskewl or pr0n being no art is pathetic. Grow up. |
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Submitted by Dr.Strange on 15 February 2014
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Submitted by Beastifire on 15 February 2014
| @Mr.SID Since the standards of 1988 are what really counts, we should all obviously code lots of DYSPs then. :) |
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Submitted by Didi on 15 February 2014
| Great stuff from the technical view. The content is a matter of taste. |
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Submitted by Mr. SID on 15 February 2014
It's easy to criticize, but the right way to think about it is: How cool would this have been in 1988? And yes, you would've all drooled, me included! :)
Of course, it's 2014 now, but still... |
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Submitted by Rough on 15 February 2014
| I guess it's the new branch of Danish-Dutch mathematics. |
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Submitted by Mace on 15 February 2014
*were
And PLEASE remove those edit and delete buttons if they don't work. |
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Submitted by Mace on 15 February 2014
| Weighted average? I then guess the guys voting 1 we heavier than those voting higher. |
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Submitted by Shine on 15 February 2014
@ Rough:
This is a really good question. This is far away from a easy understanding average :) |
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Submitted by Rough on 15 February 2014
9+9+9+1+1+1=30 -> /6 = 5.0 =/ 1.1
guess some other arithmetics are used, and it's probably explained somewhere |
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Submitted by Rough on 15 February 2014
| lol, had to fast forward it |
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Submitted by Mace on 15 February 2014
| LOL, I do SO agree with what Knoekie and Krill say. |
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Submitted by Paul Bearer on 15 February 2014
| "Weighted Average", okay, but a 1.1 score with 50% Ones and 50% Nines is just weird. |
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Submitted by Conrad on 15 February 2014
Time to make popcorn...
on topic: shit! |
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Submitted by Krill on 15 February 2014
| Porn: Driving consumer market technological innovation since 1982. |
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Submitted by null on 15 February 2014
| Am I missing something or is everyone taking this entirely too seriously? |
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Submitted by chatGPZ on 15 February 2014
| this one is the essence of how i feel about playing animations from oversized memory expansion. |
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Submitted by Sander on 15 February 2014
| The moments of watching this in a dark basement, with 300 unshaved, sweaty and lots of overweight men made this production memorable. Not in a good way however. |
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Submitted by Shine on 15 February 2014
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Submitted by Joe on 15 February 2014
So utterly immature and uninteresting.
Instead of trying to make art, you are only interested in kitsch,
human debasement and dull heteronormative stereotypical drivel.
And others moaned at Algorithm. This is just sad |
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Submitted by DeeKay on 15 February 2014
| Fixed filename from 2014 to 2010... |
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Submitted by iAN CooG on 15 February 2014
| finally a good use of NUVIE |
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