Text from Sausage Hell
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| Text: | FEEL THE FEAR, SMUK IS HERE. FEAL THE PAIN, SMUK WHENT HOME. HELLO MOTHERFUCERS. DID YOU LIKE MY NICE POEM? IT WAS MADE A COLD NIGHT IN A UGLY NIGHT IN A SPIRITUAL HOUSE HERE IN THE POETRIC BERGEN. ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME??? WAKE UP!!! HELOOOOOOOOO!!! WAKE UP. YES YOU! I AM NOW WRITING AND IT IS VERY UNPOLITE TO SLEEP NOW. LETS START THE REAL TEXT. YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!! YEEEEEEAAAAAAA!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO.. (EXUSE ME I AM A SCITZOFEEN) OVER TO ICE CREAM JONES. THIS IS ICE CREAM JONES WRITING SOME AWFULL METRO UGLY TEXT. DO YOU LIKE THE CHARS?? I DONT!! I SUDDENLY CHANGED MY MINE( STOP HITTING ME MIX MASTER) NO COMES THE EXCLUSIVE AND LONG AVAITED INTERWIEV WITH THE PRESIDENT OF OUTHER MONGOLIA. HELLO JIBBIJUKLAHUPP. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF LIFE? KOLLO TYRU GIKKKOLIPPA GUJIKKURUTA SUPPA GUKK(FINE). THATS NICE AND WHAT DO YOU SAY TO YOUR DEFENCE IN THE DRUG AFFAIR YOU ARE INVOLVED WITH?? HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE(LAUGHTER). ARE YOU INSAINE JIBBIJUKLAHUPP?? GHIMMOL KOPPE RUTTA DYNNNE RIPP LIPP(TRU LA LEI). AND WHO ARE THEESE GUYS WHO ARE FOLLOWING YOU ALL THE TIME? GURKELUKK (WHAT GUYS?) EH EH AND THAT WAS ALL FROM MONGOLIA AND JIBBIJUKLAHUPP.DON'T STRANGLE ME!DON'T DON'T DON'T DOOOOOON'............. THAT WAS ALL FROM OUR MONGOLIA CORESPONDENT, FOR EVER &&&&&. I (ICE CREAM JONES) CAN NOT FIND ANY THING WICE TO SAY , AS USUAL, SO THATS WHY I WILL TAKE MANHATTAN OR WAS IT A HAMSTER ?!? YO MAN... I AM IN A NEED OF INTRESETING THINGS TO SAY.. HELLO EVERYBODY (SCREAMED OUT IN A HAAL WITH 20 COMPUFREEKS) DO ANYBODY HERE WITH AN IQ HIGHER THAN A SNAIL???? (NOTHING HAPPENS) LETS TRY ANOTHER ONE. DO ANYBODY NOW ANYTHING SENSEBLE TO SAY. (FROM FALKOR) MUM THERE IS NO FLESKEPANNEKAKER LEFT IN THE CELLAR.. HUMM HUMM THAT WAS VERY INTERESTING FALKOR. WASS HAPPENING DUUUUUUDES!!! GIMMME FOUR (EH, MATHS AIN'T MY SUBBJECT) .... LETS STOP THE BULLSHIT AND GET SOME BOORING ORDINERY SCROLL.......... TRANSFOOOOORM.......... GUGGGGHIKKOLOOOJDHS....... BAD TRY... TRANSFOORM AGAIN..........THIS IS THE BOORING PART OF ICE CREAM JONES' HEAD. LETS GET SOME GREETINGS .....EMPTY HEAD...SVEEENTYYY!! WHATS THE GREETINGS???? ....EAVEN EMPTIER HEAD... LETS DROP THE GREETS THEN. SPERMBRINGER SAYS THAT HE STARTS LAUGHING EVERY TIME HE THINKS OF ME. WHAT DOES THAT MEEN??? SOME SENCIBLE WORDS FROM FALKOR::::::::: OK,THIZ IZ FALKOR OF PRIDE WRITING!! NAM,NAM I JUST GOT A PIECE OF BREAD FROM ICE CREAM JONES! SHIT I GOT TO GO BACK TO MY OWN COMPUTER TO WRITE MY OWN TEXT IN MY OWN PART! BYE! AAAAAIAIAAAAAAAIAIAAAAAAAHHHH ICE CREAM JONES COMES SCREAMING IN HIS OWN TEXT, JUST LIKE TARZAN(OHH OHH THATS HOT MAAAN) . THE ULTIMATE SPIRM IS VIPPING ME TO WRITE ON SO I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO CONTINUE THIS MEGA METRO MAXIMUM ULTRA SUPER COOL TEXT OF MINE (NO MINE) OK DUDE, YOU BEAT ME. SPERMIE IS SITTING NEXT TO ME AND DOING.....EHH NOTHING THAT MAKES SENCE TO ME. HOW ARE YOU TO DAY SPERMIE?? SLIMY!! EHH, AND EVERYTHING ELSE IS OK?? YOOOO MAN, SPLASH.. A JOKE FOR ALL DEEEP DUUDES.. ALL UNDEEP KEEP YOUR DICKS UOT OF HERE.... I CAN STILL SEE ONE UNDEEP DUDE OUT THERE. YOU! YES YOU! GET LOST SUCKER! THANKS! READY FOR JOKE.... LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME!! HEY WHERE IS EVERYBODY GOING???? (??)TO DEEP FOR MEE.. ANOTHER A BYTE SAID TO A BIT: AINT YOU A BIT SMALL? MAYBE BUT I AM BIG ENOUGH TO BYTE YOU... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA REALY GOOD JOKE!! (NOT SO DEEP). THAT WAS IC JONES' DESERTHUMOR. VERY FUNNY SPERMIE.. HERE COMES A JOKE FOR THE RECORD DEEP DUDES...... A MEATBOLE JUMPED ALONG A ROAD. SUDDENLY A FLYING COW CRASHED WITH A SWIMMING QUECUMBER BUT THAT DOES'NT MATTER BECAUSE I HAVE AN UNCLE IN MONGOLIA EHHH HAHAHAHAHA OG SAA VAR DET GUTTEN SOM FALT NED FRA ET TRE, MEN DET GJORDE INGENTING FOR BESTEMOREN HADDE ROSA SKO!!! (SAKLIG???) YES!!! NORWEGIAN!!! NO NOT FINNISH. IT'S TIME TO STOP THIS SHIT. I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT STORMBRINGER AND ICE CREAM JONES CAME WITH THE IDEAS TO THIS TOTALY STUPID SCROLLTEXT (ADDRESSES COMMING IC JONES VAKLEIVSKOGEN 150 5062 BONES NORWAY.... STORMBRINGER (SPERMIE) EKORNVEIEN 34 5045 SKJOLDTUN NORWAY) AND NOW IT JUST REMAINS TO SAY, |
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