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| Text: | ONCE AGAIN GENESIS PROJECT PRESENTS A SMALL ONESCREEN DEMO PUT TOGETHER ON A WHIM IN A FEW SHORT DAYS.
CODE BY SHADOW. GRAPHICS BY MERMAID. MUSIC BY CELTICDESIGN. MUCH SLEEPING TIME WAS LOST TO GET THIS DONE SO I WILL JUST LET SOMEONE ELSE HANDLE THE SCROLLTEXT TYPING... SHADOW SIGNING OFF...
HEDNING ON THE KEYS... IT IS SOON EASTER AND THAT MEANS THE TRADITIONAL GATHERING OF THE LOCAL ELITE IN LUND AT MY WORKPLACE.
FOR ME IT IS A PLEASURE TO HUMBLY NURTURE THE EVERGROWING PLANT THAT WE CALL THE SCENE.
ITS FRIDAY EVENING AND I AM SITTING HERE AT THE GUBBAHELG PARTY TRYING TO REMEMBER WHERE THE HELL I PUT MY CABLES FOR MY ATARI MACHINES.
IT SEEMS LIKE I AM STUCK WITH MY MONOCHROME MONITOR FOR NOW. METALUX IS CODING. MAHONEY IS CODING. ILLMIDUS IS PIXELLING.
GRIP AND BEPP WENT TO GRAB SOME SNACKS AND THE SWEATY STENCH IS SWEET. GUBBKALSONG. FRANTIC AND JUCKE WENT OUT IN THE DANGEROUS DOWNTOWN AREA OF LUND.
SHADOW WILL HOPEFULLY BRING SOME ATARI CABLES TOMORROW SATURDAY TO GET A PROPER PICTURE. BEPP DID FIX THE CABLE FOR THE BIGSCREEN THOUGH. OH. AND SOME GOSSIP.
MERMAID LOOOVES TO CREATE FONTS. AND WE LOVE MERMAID. OVER AND OUT!
O GUBBDATAPATYATTENDEES! THIS IS THE REAL BOB OUT WALKING WITH MA KIDS IN ALVESTA! ACTUALLY I JUST PASSED ILLMS HOUSE! OR WHATS LEFT OF IT.
DAMN. DONT TELL HIM THOUGH. LET HIM HAVE A LAST WEEKEND OF JOY. THATS IT FROM ME. NEED TO HAVE MY EYES ON THE ROAD. NOW GO KICK SOME! BOB OUT!
HERES ZYRON JUMPING ON THE KEYS IN HIS HQ. RIGHT NOW ENJOYING A CUP OF COFFEE LISTENING TO SOME BRIAN ENO RECORDS. THATS WHAT I CALL REAL GUBBDATA.
TO MEET UP IN STRANGE PLACES AND SPEND ALL NIGHT WATCHING DEMOS IS FOR THE YOUNGSTERS.
LATER ON IF I FEEL REALLY WILD AND CRAZY I MAY SPEND SOME TIME WATCHING THE PARTY STREAM AND DRINK A GLASS OF WINE. ZYRON SIGNING OFF... R.I.P. MR.ALPHA
LE WERTSTAHL SENDS THUNDERING CANNON FLASH AND SMOKE OUT TO ALL GUBBE PIRATER. BOY AM I HUNG OVER AFTER AN INTENSE NIGHT OF HACKING SOME DOUBLESPEEDER FOR CELTICDESIGN.
LIKE BACK IN THE DAYZE DIRECTLY IN THE MONITOR OF AR ONLY WITH SOME MINOR NOTES AT HAND. GROG AND CAFFEINE I TELL YA. AND CODING.
IT WILL HELP YOU GETTING OLD. VERY. QUICKLY. OKAY THATS IT. BACK TO SLEEP. BY THE WAY. FUNNY BOB. IN MY DREAM THIS NIGHT I STOPPED AT SOME CROSSING IN A CITY LOOKED TO THE LEFT AND WAS SURPRISED IT WAS YOU.
HOW COULD THAT HAPPEN? WS. OFF.
...I *HATE*
DRAWING FONTS...BUT I LOVE YOU GUYS! MERMAID HERE. I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE GUBBAHELG STREAM AND HAVE SEEN SOME TRULY DISTURBING GUBBADANCING BY PEBB AND FISH KINGER...AKA BEPP AND HEDNING...SPELPAPPANS MIGHTY BEARD...
SOME GREAT DEMOS...AND PEOPLE SINGING ALONG TO THE DEMO SOUNDTRACK! IF YOU DIDNT WATCH THE STREAM YOU REALLY MISSED OUT. BUT DONT FEEL BAD. THERES ALWAYS NEXT TIME! ARE YOU ENJOYING THIS MUSIC BY
*CELTIC DESIGN*
? I CERTAINLY AM...GREAT TUNE SASCHA! WERTSTAHL DREAMT OF BOB. LUCKY WERTSTAHL. I HAD A NIGHTMARE WHERE I WAS FEEDING MY FISHES BUT I GRABBED THE WRONG FISH FOOD AND FILLED THE FISHTANK WITH A MILLION ALGAE TABLETS INSTEAD OF A FEW FLOATING FISH FOOD FLAKES!
WHEN I TRIED TO FISH THE TABLETS OUT I KNOCKED OVER A BIG ROCK AND THE GLASS WALL ON THE FISHTANK STARTED LEAKING SO I HAD TO FIND A BUCKET AND FILL IT...IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO FIND ONE! THEN I STARTED RESCUING THE FISHES BUT THEY WERE HIDING FROM ME SO IT WAS REALLY HARD AND THEN THEY STARTED SHRINKING AND DISAPPEARING INBETWEEN THE AQUARIUM GRAVEL.
THEN I DREAMT THAT IT WAS ALL A DREAM! AND THEN I WOKE UP FOR REAL! MY BRAIN SURE GETS UP TO SOME STRANGE THINGS WHEN IM ASLEEP. A BIG THANKS TO
*SHADOW*
FOR DECIDING TO CODE THIS THING! FINALLY I HAD AN EXCUSE TO FINISH THIS PICTURE THAT HAS BEEN SITTING ON A FLOPPY DISK FOR EIGHTEEN YEARS. I JUST REALISED...PART OF THIS PICTURE IS OLDER THAN SOME OF THE PEOPLE ATTENDING THE PARTY...NOW THERES A DEPRESSING THOUGHT! MERMAID IS OFF!
HELLO YOU SEXY NERDY AND BIT FIDDLING RETRO NOOBS! THIS IS BRANDON WALSH AKA BRAN THE MAN ON THE KEYBOARDS.
AS YOU MIGHT ALREADY KNOW I WON THE ELECTION TO BE STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT IN SEASON FIVE OF BEVERLY HILLS AND THAT AINT NO STROKE OF LUCK IT IS BASED PURELY ON MY SUPERIOR LOOKS CHARMING SMILE AND ALSO MY TEETH THAT ARE AS WHITE AS THE COLOR FFFFFFFF.
THAT IS RIGHT YOU FOOLS COMPLETELY OPAQUE AND COMPLETELY WHITE JUST THE WAY YOU WANT TEETH TO BE. I HAVE HEARD THAT YOU NORMAL MORTALS SOMETIMES EXPERIENCE PROBLEMS WITH CAVITIES AND SIMILAR STUFF.
WELL JUST SING THE BEVERLY HILLS THEME SONG AND YOU SHALL BE CURED SO SAYETH THE WORD OF JIM AND BRANDON WALSH. I AM AS ALWAYS PLEASED TO BE ABLE TO CONTRIBUTE WITH SOME WISE WORDS IN ANY CSIXTYFOUR PRODUCTION I CAN LAY MAY HANDS ON AND WHEN GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY I IMMEDIATELY BRING UP THE OLD EMACS AND TYPE SOME RANDOM STUFF INTO THE BUFFER.
SO I HEARD THAT THE GUBBPARTY IS GOING ON WITH A LOT OF OLD GEEZERS SITTING AROUND EQUALLY OLD COMPUTERS AND DISCUSSING WHETHER OR NOT IT IS ACTUALLY POSSIBLE TO PUT SPRITES IN THE BORDER.
THE TOP SCIENTISTS OVER AT PANDA DESIGN HQ HAVE SPENT MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND COUNTLESS MAN YEARS IN THE RESEARCH OF THIS THEORY. SO FAR THEY HAVE MANAGED ACCORDING TO THE MOST RECENT WORD ON THE STREET TO PLACE A QUARTER OF THE BUB SPRITE FROM BUBBLE BOBBLE IN THE LEFT BORDER.
THEY ARE NOW WORKING CLOSELY TOGETHER WITH THE CERN INSTITUTE IN THEIR INVESTIGATION INTO HOW THEY CAN GET THE REST OF THE SPRITE TO TRANSCEND THE SCREEN BORDER DIMENSION AND FULLY ENTER THE DOMAIN OF THE BORDER.
MANY LIVES HAVE BEEN RUINED DURING THIS RESEARCH BUT IN THE END WE THE SCENE FEEL THAT IT WILL BE WORTH IT IN ORDER TO TAKE THE DATA TO THE NEXT LEVEL.
OTHER NEWS FROM THE CSIXTY FOUR SCENE FOLLOWS IN SHORT MAHONEY IS HARD AT WORK ON A MUSIC ROUTINE FOR THE VIC TWENTY. IT WILL PLAY NINETY SIX KHZ THIRTY TWO BIT AUDIO IN STEREO.
HE HAS ALSO IMPLEMENTED A DOOM CLONE AND THE BIATHLON GAME FROM WINTER GAMES WITH THE CPU CYCLES TO SPARE.
LFT BUILDS A TIME MACHINE FROM TWO BROKEN DISKDRIVES WITH WHICH HE TRAVELS TO NINETEEN EIGHTY ONE AND PLAYS HVSC.SID TO BOB YANNES WHO UNFORTUNATELY DIES FROM A HEART ATTACK AFTER HEARING THE TRACK EFFECTIVELY RENDERING THE SID CHIP DEAD AND THROWING LFT INTO A TIME PARADOX.
HE WAS LAST SEEN IN THE MIDDLE AGES WEARING A FULL CHAIN MAIL SUIT AND NERVOUSLY SINGING THE FIRST BARS FROM M.U.L.E.SID.
GENESIS PROJECT IS DUE TO RELEASE A NEW EXCITING GAME. THEY HAVE ASKED FAIRLIGHT FOR HELP WITH THE COPY PROTECTION. GP EXPECTS THAT NOTHING BAD COULD COME OUT OF THIS SITUATION AND THAT IT WILL BE A PARTNERSHIP FILLED WITH MUTUAL RESPECT AND LOVE FOR ONE ANOTHER.
THE REVISION DEMO PARTY IN GERMANY SHUTS DOWN THE PC COMPOS. AFTER YEARS OR WRITING LAME DEMOS USING SHADERS AND OTHER CRAPTACULAR DEVICES IN SOME OBSCURE HIGH LEVEL LANGUAGE THAT REQUIRES NO SKILL WHAT SO EVER
FLAME BAIT EVERYONE IS NOW FORCED TO PRODUCE DEMOS FOR THE COMMODORE CBMII HOME COMPUTER. AFTER PRESSURE FROM THE CROWD THE ORGANIZERS HAVE RELAXED THE RULES SOMEWHAT AND THEY NOW ALLOW DEMOS WRITTEN IN COBOL AS WELL AS MACHINE LANGUAGE.
AND NOW IT IS TIME FOR SOME COMMERCIALS. DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DRAMATIC MUSIC
. HAVE YOU ALWAYS WONDERED IF YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE AN OLYMPIAN? NOW WITH WINTER GAMES YOU CAN! TRY OUR EXCITING HOT DOG MODE IN WHICH NO MATTER HOW YOU MOVE YOUR JOYSTICK THE OUTCOME IS COMPLETELY RANDOM!
OR HOW ABOUT THREE MINUTES OF EXTREMELY ANNOYING MUSIC WHILE YOU WATCH A POORLY DRAWN WOMAN SKATE DOWN AN INFINITE RINK AS YOU FRANTICALLY PULL YOUR JOYSTICK EVERY WHICH WAY. KEEP IT UP FOR TWO MINUTES STRAIGHT AND YOU MIGHT SEE HER SIT DOWN FOR A SECOND! BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE!
OUR NEW BIATHLON MODE TAKES YOU THE PLAYER OUT ON OUR MAJESTIC FIFTY METER LONG COURSE WHERE YOU GET TO SEE THE HOUSE THE DOWNHILL SLOPE THE FINISH LINE AND THE TREES ABOUT FIVE HUNDRED TIMES IN THE COURSE OF A COUPLE OF MINUTES!
DEEPLY REALISTIC THE ADVANCED SHOOTING SIMULATOR WILL ALLOW COMPETENT PLAYERS TO FIRE AND HIT ALL FIVE TARGETS IN TWO POINT FIVE SECONDS. TO TOP IT OFF WE ALSO HAVE THE BOB LEVEL WHERE NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON OR EVEN WHERE TO LOOK AT THE SCREEN.
ORDER WITHIN TEN MINUTES AND GET A SMALL PIECE OF HEDNINGS UNDERWEAR FRAMED WITH THE EPYX LOGO IN THE CROTCH AS A COLLECTABLE. THIS MESSAGE WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY EPYX.
WELL I THINK MY TIME HERE HAS RUN OUT. ENJOY THE GUBBDATA AND ENJOY THIS LITTLE PARTY PRODUCTION AND I CERTAINLY HOPE THAT THE SCROLLTEXT WILL CONTINUE TO BE JUST AS REWARDING AS MY PART HAS BEEN. FROM OSTERGOTLAND SWEDEN THE HOME OF HEROES AND BEARERS OF THE MOST REFINED WAY OF SPEAKING SWEDISH THIS IS BRANDON WALSH SIGNING OUT! |
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