Text from Humppa After Midnight
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| Text: | dr.j is here...we are back with another very cool humppa production for you pleasure, this time its... its.... where is the bell to ring? the humppa after midnight music collection with 11 fresh and brilliant tunes by our mighty rock of finnnish gold!! oh yehha! i hope all of you are staying safe and secure in what has been an extremely tough and uneasy year for so many ppl . and i wish you all a merry christmas and a happy new year...gallstone here. thanks to dr.j and rock for this wonderful humppa collection once again. etymology for humppa is quite complicated. finnish people are known to be quite shy and introverts so when our hormones start pumping we first drink a bottle of good spirits to raise our courage. after that we gather around to show our best dancing moves using humppa music to our advantage: in finland we have dedicated places for this called humping areas. for finnish men it’s either humping of tiger pumping and the latter is out of question because we have enormous penises already in our genes. so if you want to get laid in finland: 1)drink 1-2 bottles of spirits 2) go to the humping area 3) drop your pants while dancing humppa music to show your trademark to willing females 4) nature handles the rest. we encourage you to dry practice this at home with this excellent humppa collection. it is simply the best thing to do while covid-19 keeps you grounded, gallstone over and out |
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