Text from Filthy 801
| Description: | Upper scroller (801 DC & Jerry) |
| Text: | SQUEEK - THE SOUND WHEN YOU STAND ON A FROG, AND TRYING TO MAKE A BURNOUT WITH YOUR NEW SHOES FROM TEMPO(]HLENS). WELL, THIS IS THE FASTEST SCROLL AROUND! YEP, AND SINCE JERRY ALWAYS COMMENT MY SLOW-SCROLLERS(OR ATLEAST, HE DISLIKES TO WRITE TEXT'S IN 'EM), I FOUND THIS AS A PROBLEM, CAUSE HE SAID I CAN WRITE A TEXT FOR YA IF YA BRAIN IS COMPLETELY OUT OF ORDER! AND IF HES GONNA WRITE A TEXT, THEN HERE IT COMES: MAY I PRESSENT TO YOU 'JERRY' ........JERRY HERE! THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THEN I WILL BE THE ONLY SOBER ONE IN THIS FAST DEMO. ONE ALMOST COULD THINK THAT PSYCHO SOMEHOW HAD TAKEN OVER. BUT NO, THIS IS NO COPY-PARTY WHERE DRINKING IS NOT ALLOWED. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SEE THAT SOMEONE IS AN ALCOHOLIC? THIS PERSON SAYS THAT IT IS NO PROBLEM AT ALLFOR HIM TO STAY SOBER WHENEVER HE WANTS TO. BUT HE JUST NEVER WANTS TO!! NO WAY YOU CAN EVER GET HIM NOT TO DRINK. HIS PERFECT ANSWER IS THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE TO PROVE ANYTHING. HE WOULD REFUSE NOT TO DRINK EVEN IF THIS WOULD MEAN THAT EVERYONE AT A COPY-PARTY WOULD BE THROWN OUT. ANYONE GETTING THE HINT? WELL, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH 801DC. HE DRINKS IN PRIVATE HOMES AND THAT IS STILL NOT FORBIDDEN, CROSS YOUR FINGERS. POOR 801! DRUNK AND IN LOVE! NO WONDER HE SPELLS LIKE A DRUNK SWEDE IN LOVE...... I'M GETTING THIRSTY! ANYONE HAS A BOTTLE OF FOUR ROSES? THEN IF I TOO GET DRUNK AND WRITE SOME MORE THIS WILL BE JUST LIKE A DISK MAGAZINE. DON'T YOU LOVE TO HAVE YET ANOTHER DISK MAG? IT IS HEAPS OF FUN TO READ ALL THOSE RUMOURS ABOUT WHO LEFT WHAT GROUP AND WHO FORMED THIS GROUP ONLY TO HAVE MOST OF IT DENIED IN THE NEXT MAG. AND WHERE THE HELL HAS NOSAH GONE WITH IGUANA? THAT IS A PROPER MAG, BUT IT IS GETTING RARE! I SUPPOSE I SHOULDN'T HAVE PAYED IN ADVANCE FOR SEVERAL ISSUES. THAT REMINDS ME OF JEFF SMART WHO NEVER SENT ME AN ILLEGAL, ONLY KEPT MY MONEY. WELL, FUCK IT ALL. I WILL LET THIS SCROLLER WRAP AROUND TO HAVE 801 TAKE OVER AGAIN FROM THE START. BYE......................... WARNING! DON'T READ THE TEXT AT THE BOTTOM! PLEAZZE! I WROTE IT WHEN I WHERE SO DRUNK. BUT NOW I'M TOTALY SOBER, AND THAT'S GOOD! WELL, I THINK IT WOZ A BIG MISSTAKE WRITING THAT SCROLLER, BUT WHO CARES?(MY FAVORITE EXPRESSION). IT'S NOT THAT THRUE ALL THE WORDS ITHER! I DIDN'T DRINK THAT MUTCH AS I SAY IN THAT TEXT! WELL, BOUTE THAT TIME IT FEELED LIKE I'VE HAD DUN THAT! WELL, HERES THE INVENTORY: 3 BOTTLES OF CANGORO, 2 BOTTLES OF SPENDRUPS OLD GOLD! 1/2 BOTTLE OF KIR(RED WHINE), 1/2 BOTTLE OF WHITE WINE FROM ITALLY(MUMS!) 3 BIG GLASSES OF ABSOLUT VODKA WITH COCE AND A BIG MAC FROM MAC DONNALDS(HI THERE SHARK!) MY COUSSIN GET 'EM FOR US IN THE DT! (YOU SHOULD NEVER SHOP IN THE DRIVE THRUE CAUSE THEY FUCK YA AT THE DRIVE THRUE! AND THEY KNOW THAT YOU NOT GONNA NOTICE EANYTHING BEAFORE YOU'RE 1/2 MILE AWAY, TO LONG WAY TO GO BACK. ...) THAT WOZ A QUOTATION FROM THE MOVIE LEATHAL WEAPON II! (OKE, OKE, OKE!) SO THAT'S HOW IT WOZ. NO I LIED! THAT MIA TOOK MORE THAN HALF OF MY BURGER! AND I LIED MORE IN THE DOWN SCROLLER! I HAD SUCCES WITH HER! BUT STILL SHE WOULDN'T TAKE THAT CAB! WELL, CAN EANYBODY TELL ME WHAT'S THE MEANING WITH LIFE? I KNOW IT'S NOT ALCOHOLE OR COMPUTERS! I THINK THE MEANING OF LIFE IS: TO GET PROBLEMS! WELL, I'M VERRY GOOD AT THAT, SO I HAVE REALY SUCCED WITH MY LIFE!!! (WELL SHARK! WE'RE WAITING...) OK, AND I LET THE SCROLLER DOWN UNDER REMAIN IN IT'S NORMAL CONDITION, AS YOU CAN SEE! THANX FOR READING THIS TEXT THRUE YOUR MONITOR!(!) 801DC SIGNING OFF AT 2.29 PM SUDNAY! |
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