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Submitted by Yogibear on 19 August 2014
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Submitted by NecroPolo on 18 August 2014
Poison got it :)
It's a nights scene with me (not jew but short of nihilist, no kipa but a baseball cap that I tend to pull into the face Bud Spences style when I'm taking a nap, the rest with heaven and stuff is correct) from ÁROK party and a slug that was f'n huge and for some reason I don't know it started to climb up on my face instead of going around.
The story was, we arrived on Friday and immediately started to party (Hermit we missed you buddy). Fun things happened and somewhere around 2PM I decided that I'll sleep outside as it was a wonderful super ideal summer night and I haven't done outdoor sleeping for over 2 decades or so. I put my sleeping bag and foam on the open air stage that we played on the following day and fell asleep immediately.
After 1 hour of total KO there I had a really unpleasant dream that some cold tongue started to lick my face. As soon as my booze filled mind tried to re-boot I realised that it's not a fuckin' dream but something is really doing something with my face.
Boose filled re-booting minds are tricky things, more less than never. In a fracture of a second I woke up screaming , still half asleep, and the thing licking my face jumped between reality and dream, and back. It was a Gieger style face hugger one time, a lych woman tongue the other, some abducting alien tentacle then from Maniac Mansion. Man, if I would have not vomitted all body fluids exept for blood before sleeping I would piss myself, I think, to be honest.
Finally my mind re-booted and placed me into the reality with this slug climbing on my face. Realising that it's not a Gieger style face hugger and not a lych woman preparing for a blowjob put me on a rather relaxed state of the mind. Well until I removed the slug and stuck firmly to myself. Damn I thought, fuck you Darwin. What stupid enviromental pressure made these animals develop such a disgusting motivator?
I went to the bathrooms half-asleep, half-drunk and half-covered by snail goo. I think I spent a lot of time there and I washed my face first with liquid soap and stuff but as they were so fuckin' ineffective against that slime I ended up using cleaning stuff I found in a corner that folks clean and disinfect their floors and loos.
I returned to the open stage to my sleeping bag and the huge slug was still fucking there, one meter from the scene. It desperately tried to run away I guess.
It was included in the party video that we made some time ago with SIDrip guys here, around 2:30:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt2Tt7rKqy4 |
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Submitted by Dr.j on 18 August 2014
| @Yogibear: yes it was a joke. there is not such a story in the bible despite its a funny and cool one. |
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Submitted by Yogibear on 18 August 2014
| Oh it was a joke right? :) |
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Submitted by Yogibear on 17 August 2014
| Oh this was meant seriously? I don't know many stories that are in the bible. Please forgive me! :P |
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Submitted by soci on 17 August 2014
| So you've heard the story then ;) |
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Submitted by Yogibear on 17 August 2014
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Submitted by jailbird on 17 August 2014
Quote:Looks good but yes what is the thought of this pic?
Duh. Haven't you heard about the biblical story of the jew who slept with his kippah on his forehead? God punished him for not respecting the divine yarmukle by putting a snail on his face who felt in love with him. Then the snail never left him and they lived like that until one of them died and went to heaven. |
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Submitted by GeoAnas on 17 August 2014
Good pic !
What is this brownish thing ?
Slug, maybe ? ;-) |
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Submitted by Yogibear on 16 August 2014
| Looks good but yes what is the thought of this pic? |
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Submitted by uneksija on 16 August 2014
| The guy's moustache is happy to find its way back after a nightly adventure? |
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Submitted by Jammer on 16 August 2014
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Submitted by Poison on 16 August 2014
| NP with the newest member of the band? :) |
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