| Text: | Welcome aboard the - NORDLICHT Express - ! Our trains are not your boring bog-standard, punctual demoscene railway experience - we guarantee you an exciting and unpredictable journey! Enjoy the thrill of waiting for hours at the infodesk station, as our partymeister-powered trains are notorious for breaking down, getting delayed or even cancelled! You never know when your next compo train will arrive, or if it will arrive at all! Feeling chilly? No problem! Our heaters are known to fail at the worst possible moments, leaving you shivering in your seat. It's a great opportunity to snuggle up with your fellow demosceners (if they agree) in front of the bigscreen and make new friends! Let's not forget about the aroma! Our party waggons have a unique scent that is sure to stimulate your senses. It's a mixture of smelly old floppies, stale coffee, and rusty CRT monitors - a true feast for the nose! If you're feeling peckish: The on-board meals are an adventure in themselves! Our reheated food is so overcooked, it takes on a life of its own and transforms into a mesmerizing 64k tentacle. It's a feast for the eyes, and maybe even the stomach, if you're feeling brave enough to try it! And last but not least, our ticket prices are sky high, you'll feel like a true VIP as you pay top euro for the privilege of being crammed into a smelly, delayed, and chilly compo train. So come on board the - NORDLICHT Express - to experience your journey of a lifetime! Just don't forget to bring your sense of humor, your compo entry and a lot of patience! Mark the date! 8th - 10th September 2023. Lichthaus, Bremen in lovely Northern Germany |
