Private Radwar Meeting 1988
Party Report
Submitted by Jeff Smart (Jeff Smart) on October 17 2006
Written by Jeff Smart
I am too pissed to ring any bell, madam!
BRIAN'S KNOCKOUT...
starring:
MICHAEL as BRIAN / TFD
CHRIS as MR.ZEROPAGE / RSI
MARKUS as MWS / RADWAR and
JEFFIE as JEFF SMART / TRIAD
Last month, Brian amd me were invited by Markus from Radwar to stay for a weekend at his house together with MZP who also came up. After visiting the Venlo Copyparty on Saturday morning we, foursome, went to the local
discotheque, in which the RADWAR Party took place.
We ordered some beer and Brian said: "I can bear a lot, I always go drinking at home together with friends, I'm used to drink a lot." But in fact, Brian isn't able to to endure
more than five glasses of beer, whereas MARKUS, CHRIS and me are the real heavy alcoholics... hicks... CHRIS and me gave BRIAN a lot work to be done, that means, we bought him 9 glasses of beer (German "ALTBIER") and 2 glasses of JIM
BEAN Whiskey, after having drunken all this stuff BRIAN went finally down...
We left the discotheque... and guess what?! We walked 10 minutes to the discotheque and we needed about 1 hour to return to Markus' home. Brian felt down, once, twice, he was sooo pissed, you can't imagine! He embraced all lampposts with the words: "Susan, oh, Susan, wot R youhoo doin' 'ere?" and he gave the lamp-post a smacking kiss.
The three of us kept on singing and Brian dropped his trousers, on the middle of the road of course and pissed on it... then he wanted to phone his girl-friend out of a telephone box. He went into the nearest box, dialed a number and said: "Wot R youhoo doin' 'ere in myhiah line,
eh?" and then he wanted to leave the box but the didn't find the exit. Finally he managed to leave the box and walked like 30 metres behind us.
We rang the bell at a house and ran away, just in the moment when Brian was in front of the door the opened and an old grandma coming out and shouting: "Who rang my bell?" And Brian: "Certainly not me, I am too pissed to ring any bell madam. Good night, darling!".
We finally reached Markus' home and started to chill with playing some games. Brian was asleep, but suddenly he looked up and said: "Oops, I better visit the toilet!" He stood up and went to the toilet. Then we heard a noise: BRURG. BLURK. URK. ORK. We carefully opened the door to
the bathroom and saw BRIAN sitting on his knees if front of the toilet and he vomitted. Poor Brian forgot to put up the toiletdresser, so we had to put the pissed man into the bathtub, where he could vomit so many as he liked to.
Not really being sober we didn't notice that Brian went into the kitchen and spread out more puking. Bad discovery the other day.
Brian woke up with a heavy headache and wasn't able to remember anything. The whole day Brian didn't say
any word, at home he told his parents that he had upset his stomach with bad fish and played three days the sick boy.
Ask him about the 19th of December when you meet him!
( Party report from ILLEGAL #25 )
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