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MRT
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Registered: Sep 2005
Posts: 149 |
BITCHING TOPIC
Please post all your bitching below and stop messing up other serious threads.
Thank you.
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jailbird
Registered: Dec 2001
Posts: 1578 |
Quote: But werewolves count as fantasy, surely? You prefer elves? Aww...Ok, I'll shave my legs and use the hair to knit you a sweather <3
Mermaids don't have legs at all! You wanna fool us again!
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Mermaid
Registered: Jan 2002
Posts: 338 |
Quote: Mermaids don't have legs at all! You wanna fool us again!
But, but...see, I traded my voice to the sea witch and got legs in return so the prince would love me but then he dumped me because he was too lazy to learn sign language and also he said I smelled of fish. |
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jailbird
Registered: Dec 2001
Posts: 1578 |
Quote: But, but...see, I traded my voice to the sea witch and got legs in return so the prince would love me but then he dumped me because he was too lazy to learn sign language and also he said I smelled of fish.
That prince was actually Optimus! Admit it!
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Exin64
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Posts: 24 |
Well, as long as it has mammaries, it's okay. :) |
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Mermaid
Registered: Jan 2002
Posts: 338 |
Quote: That prince was actually Optimus! Admit it!
No no, Optimus was just a rebound fling! I swear! |
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Mermaid
Registered: Jan 2002
Posts: 338 |
Quote: Well, as long as it has mammaries, it's okay. :)
That's what Optimus said too! |
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SECRET MAN
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Registered: Jun 2004
Posts: 336 |
What do You think about telephone sex,Mermaid?? |
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Exin64
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Registered: Jan 2004
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Secret Man has telephone? |
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Mermaid
Registered: Jan 2002
Posts: 338 |
Quote: What do You think about telephone sex,Mermaid??
My cell phone is set to vibrate, har har.
But seriously, phone sex has sadly proven to be quite difficult after I traded my voice for legs. On the other hand, sexual intercourse has become significantly easier. |
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Scout
Registered: Dec 2002
Posts: 1570 |
Quote: Secret Man has telephone?
That supposed to be remain secret, man!
Thanx for the hugs... and my leg is all wet and covered with white goo.
Done with style tho.
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