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Richard
Registered: Dec 2001
Posts: 621 |
Funny text in cracktros
What's the most funniest piece of scroll text have you ever read on a cracktro?
I thought Jack Alien's story about a girl running away from her dad, as she does not want him to kiss her, was practically funny :)
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Warbaby
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Registered: Mar 2002
Posts: 60 |
I always enjoy reading scrolls about people who get dizzy when they see demo effects.
You can actually simulate something like an LSD trip like this:
Step 1: Find a really long scrolltext.
Step 2: Read it for half an hour.
Step 3: Look at one of your legs (assuming that you got two of them).
Result: In my case the leg looked like a liquid waving spiral.
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Stryyker
Registered: Dec 2001
Posts: 469 |
Stop smoking that shit while viewing demos :) |
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Vengeance
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Registered: Mar 2002
Posts: 22 |
I've seen some particulary funny scrolltexts over the time.
I'll have to try and find out where they are again. There are several people that are great at those ragging texts.
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Cupid
Registered: Jan 2002
Posts: 84 |
WTF is a cracktro?????
If it is in front of a crack, it's an intro.
A cracktro sounds like a cracked trackmo to me, well, with emufuxxor around this is only a matter of time :)
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TDJ
Registered: Dec 2001
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I like demotros best. No, not dentros but demotros. |
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hollowman
Registered: Dec 2001
Posts: 475 |
funniest scrolltext is ofcourse from a demo and not from a cracktro. i give you the best piece of it here:
"well, we had a table-tennis competition here, and the amount was 5 swedish kronor. the jam-dude: black samurai won over eliz (in the final) and the price was 40 lousy swedish kronor. well, some fucking drunk girls arrived at our place yesterday, one of the girls were so fucking drunk that you could fuck her without any problems (even a blow-job) and it was enduro and stash that brought them here. "
table tennis and blowjobs...the scene at its best :) |
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Stryyker
Registered: Dec 2001
Posts: 469 |
Oh, trust Stash to be involved :) |
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TDJ
Registered: Dec 2001
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Hollowman: what's so funny about that text?
My fave: Rowdy of Fairlight in Broken Ideals .. read it. |
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hollowman
Registered: Dec 2001
Posts: 475 |
tdj, whats so funny about humour? please explain asap |
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Richard
Registered: Dec 2001
Posts: 621 |
Some of Onslaughts scrolls are quite funny.
It's a bit of harmless fun anyway :) |
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