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TWW
Registered: Jul 2009
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Some kind of bitching topic
These fakking wemen....
They inject sikaflex in their tits and they cut away skin...
they endure the pains of birth and they rip their pubic hairs out...
all in the interest of being a woman and attractive....
but when it comes to taking a dick in their ass... Ouch nonono it hurts......
wtf....
(I saw this as a cartoon joke and I felt like sharing ^^) |
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Intensity
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I bow myself down gratefully for such a senseful and demanding post. You gave my life a new perspective and mirror. |
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Oswald
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tnu
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Quote:(I saw this as a cartoon joke and I felt like sharing ^^)
..too bad you did.... |
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Intensity
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I would like to meet you one day, maybe for dinner... Me in a Gentleman Dress, you in a skirt of a lady... Then we go to eat at an expensive place. Hm hm, don't worry darling, I will take the costs. And, dear, you know what? What do you think? Would you come to my place afterwards? I could make us a drink... and... and.... and...
SUCK YOUR DICK AS YOUR MANTOY, WHILE YOU SPIT, SHIT AND PEE ON MEEEEEEE!!!!!! DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE DIRT! RAMBONES WILL CLEAN IT UP! :P |
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Ventura
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Paradox:
I like to go to heaven and offer god a poisoned apple, a granny smith, and let him eat it.
After he's done eating this sauer apple, I'll tell him that he's about to die, and explain why I did that.
He shouldn't have created Eve, because Adam was alone, she's too expensive to maintain, he should have created the C64 instead.
After he dies I'll go to hell and talk with the "antichrist" and put all of this in a fucking diskmag and spread the word before we go extinct.
Kind regards, signed: the morning after pill supplier.
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Merman
Registered: Dec 2002
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*sigh* I remember when we had another bitching topic, they used to be so much better in the old days
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Oswald
Registered: Apr 2002
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Quote: I would like to meet you one day, maybe for dinner... Me in a Gentleman Dress, you in a skirt of a lady... Then we go to eat at an expensive place. Hm hm, don't worry darling, I will take the costs. And, dear, you know what? What do you think? Would you come to my place afterwards? I could make us a drink... and... and.... and...
SUCK YOUR DICK AS YOUR MANTOY, WHILE YOU SPIT, SHIT AND PEE ON MEEEEEEE!!!!!! DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE DIRT! RAMBONES WILL CLEAN IT UP! :P
this gay stuff is getting annoying. either you have bad humour, or you're really gay. |
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yago
Registered: May 2002
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The Original Poster started the gayness, fucking in the ass...
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Merman
Registered: Dec 2002
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Quote: The Original Poster started the gayness, fucking in the ass...
You fail.. he was talking about a woman refusing to take it in the ass... |
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Ventura
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And how is all of this interesting to anyone?. Looks to me as a "spoil CSDb with garbage" topic instead... |
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TWW
Registered: Jul 2009
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Yeah let's be clear 'bout one thing... I have NEVER mentioned anything about gay stuff (Not in this thread anyway)...
I just simply pointed out the different pain thresholds women are willing to endure throughout their lifes.
RadiantX / Oswald: Lol @ pics!
Ventura: No need to read u know!
Vaselin For The Win! (WOW I came up with a Rhiming slogan!) |
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chatGPZ
Registered: Dec 2001
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i really wonder what would have been so horrible if someone had mentioned "gay stuff" (whatever that means) :)
seeing someone who just posted a questionably funny picture complain about a questionably funny remark is just hillarious =)
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null
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Quoting Groepazi really wonder what would have been so horrible if someone had mentioned "gay stuff" (whatever that means) :)
Some people are just horribly homophobic because they can't accept that some people do things differently and/or to hide the fact that they have homosexual feelings themselves? ;_) |
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Intensity
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Knoeki, do you want to marry me at X? :D Zieh das Brautkleid an du sau! :D |
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chatGPZ
Registered: Dec 2001
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Quote:Zieh das Brautkleid an du sau! :D
AND the shrek ears ! |
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Skate
Registered: Jul 2003
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About being gay, what's wrong with it? I knew many girls in the past and I'm married for 6 years now. I can easily say that "no women understand men". Understanding us is against their nature. So, being gay is not a thing to criticise but to envy. :) |
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Ventura
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I don't have a problem with people who are gay, they have simulair relationships as male/female (Knoeki has to sort all of this out, or so it seems).
I love all women, always have, always will, it's clear to me that women don't understand me.
And I know that "I WANT A BABY" look, I've seen it when I was 19 while being enlisted at the airforce, and it scared the shit out of me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iL-2-1o59g |
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stash
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Quote: *sigh* I remember when we had another bitching topic, they used to be so much better in the old days
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dont need to say more |
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Ventura
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Why not explain what made "the bitching topic of the old days" better?. Let's presume I quit the "scene" before you did, so go ahead. |
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Mace
Registered: May 2002
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Oh, geez, and there was me thinking that RMW opcodes and write cycles in sideborder with halted CPU was hard to understand!
You guys just beat that. |
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Intensity
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Oh god, people... The reason for all my gay stuff is not really because I am into getting laid with a man. Maybe I have bisexual tendencies sometimes. But all my life I had only sexual experiences with women only, as well as I fell in love with women, and feel romantic feelings for them only, too. Still I feel a very encrypted kind of love for men aswell, but yet, it is encrypted. You can compare me with a young boy at the age of 8 who likes to experience little adventures with his best friend in the same age, in the sense of sqeezing, laughing, playing basketball, building tree houses, telling scary stories with each other. In real life I just love to combine this kind of "man-love" with humour and joy, to express my love for men, to cause in them feeling disgusted and yet amused, just to have fun and to have a good time :) Everything on the basis of friendship, with the respect that we both like women in a general sexual sense. Everything else is selfexplaining :P
When it comes to the matter "gay", I would never regulary sleep with men, still *try* it one time, yet again, with only one person I personally love and truley adore in a romantic way :P This person is so similar to me and so androgynous in his look, that, *if it ensues* we will sleep together :P. Everyone feeling disgusted now with the dislike towards gays and bisexuals should be ashamed, since they are just not able to expand their horizon, and they furthermore hide themselves form their true inner self IMHO, because I believe that no man on earth has 100% pure hetero thoughts & feelings in his life only. And if you state it, you lie!
For nearly every other man I have sexual feelings, like feeling attracted for a piece of wood, so don't bother with psychological analysis now. Thanks. |
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Oswald
Registered: Apr 2002
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its all cool. its just not like heteros are all over the place here with their sexual stuff either. that would be annoying too. |
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Intensity
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Ossie, I have to admit, that the day when I posted that I was up for 20 hours by drinking 15 coffees beforehand. I heared loudly lalala music, and was happy like a guy on several lines of coke :P Hence, sorry for the annoying, I will try to avoid it next time. |
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Ed
Registered: May 2004
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Everything is possible still |
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Moloch
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Intensity
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haha :P |
