Text from Just Talking
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| Text: | R E L A X IS BACK ON THE C-64 ONCE AGAIN!!!! WEST COAST CRACKERS IS DEAD AND TWO NEW GROUPS WERE FOUNDED FROM THE ASHES OF WCC : FAIRLIGHT & R E L A X !!!! JANITOR + CRUSADER + NIKE + SPARROW + THE BOSS + MARWIN + MR.PINGE = R E L A X !!! IT'S MR.PINGE WRITING TO YOU NOW. WE ARE AT OUR FIRST RELAX-MEETING AT CRUSADER'S HQ. WE HAVE A GREAT TIME HERE AND CRUSADER & SPARROW HAD MADE TWO DEMOS ON THE AMIGA.THEY ARE GREAT.LOOK OUT FOR THEM.THEY WILL BE RELEASED ON MONDAY THE 4TH OF MAY!!! THE GREETINGS WILL COME LATER IN THIS SCROLL. THE TIME IS NOW 00.54 A.M. AND WE HAVE JUST READ THE SCROLL-TEXT TO OUR FIRST DEMO ON THE AMIGA. IT WAS GREAT AND THE TEXT LASTS FOR OVER 45 MINUTES. IT'S MUST BE A RECORD ON THE AMIGA !!!! IN THAT TEXT EVERYONE TALKED ABOUT FOR HOW LONG THEY HAD BEEN SLEEPING, SO I DON'T THINK I WILL TALK ABOUT IT AGAIN. WE HAD A NICE TIME TODAY. WE DIGITIZED A LOT OF THINGS ON THE AMIGA. WE BROUGHT OUT THE VIDEO-CAMERA OUTSIDE THE HOUSE AND PUT UP A BIG POSTER DISPLAYING A VERY NICE LADY (HE-HE!!) ON THE HOUSE-WALL. EVERY PEOPLE GOING ON THE LITTLE STREET STARED AT THE PICTURE.SOME OF THEM PAST OUR HOUSE A LOT OF TIMES.I WONDER WHY !?! MANY OF THE CAR-DRIVERS JUMPED ON THEIR BRAKE-PEDALS WHEN THEY SAW OUR PICTURE.BUT OKEY,LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE LIKE......OH,FUCKING SCC (I'M SORRY I JUST NEEDED TO SAY SOMETHING!!)... THE TIME HAS RUN AWAY TO 01.16 AM. AND EVERYONE ARE STILL AWAKE. JUST WAIT SOME HOURS AND I'M SURE THAT SOME PEOPLE (NO NAMES) WILL SLEEP. I HOPE YOU ARE STILL READING BECAUSE WE HAVE JUST STARTED THIS SCROLL-MESSAGE. OH, THE PHONE IS RINGING. I MUST SEE WHO IT IS..............WELL,IT WAS NO.1 FROM FAIRLIGHT (OLD MEMBER OF WCC). HE JUST WANT TO TALK SOME WORDS WITH ME.....SO I WILL BE BACK SOON. HERE I AM AGAIN. I'M SORRY. NO NEW NEWS TO SPREAD TO YOU OUT THERE. LOOK OUT FOR PHONE-NUMBERS AND GREETINGS LATER IN THIS SCROLL. I DON'T KNOW BUT IT SEEMS LIKE WE HAVE THE CAPACITY TO ALWAYS WRITE LONG SCROLL-TEXT. BUT FROM NOW ON YOU CAN EXPECT MANY STRANGE MESSAGES IN THIS TEXT. OKEY LET'S TAKE THE GREETINGS NOW. ARE YOU READY ? COUNTDOWN.....3.......2......1.....NO,TAKE IT COOL AND R E L A X. HERE THEY COME. SPECIAL GREETINGS THIS TIME TO: THE SUPPLY TEAM (NICE FRIENDS. EXPECT MUCH NEW STUFF FROM US IN THE FUTURE.) , TRIANON (HELLO GUYS,NICE CRACKINGS.PLEASE SEND RIGHT VALUE OF STAMPS.I HAVE PROBLEM WITH MY POST-OFFICE.OKEY???) , HOTLINE , THE LIGHT CIRCLE , DS.COMPWARE , YETI FACTORIES (NICE CRACKINGS.DON'T FORGET TO GREET US!!) , THE ARTWORX (HI MADNESS,EXPECT MUCH STUFF FROM ME IN THE FUTURE!!!!) , DR.MABUSE , COMMANDO FRONTIERS (HI SOFTHUNTER,EXPECT A PACKAGE FROM ME SOON!!) , THE WILD BOYS (HI KOOL JAY,PLEASE CALL ME SOON!!) , JOKE (PLEASE STOP AT ONCE TO SEND WRONG VALUE OF STAMPS OR WE MUST STOP OUR SWAPPING.CALL ME AND I WILL EXPLAIN.) , FAIRLIGHT (HI GUYS!! HOW IT'S GOING FOR YOU. GOOD LUCK.)....... NORMAL GREETINGS TO GLOBAL CRACKING FORCE , RAW DEAL INC. , THE TECHNOCRATS , XL CRACKERS , THE EXPLORERS , SWEDISH FRONTLINE , TWR (1881) , ICE THAT WAS THE GREETINGS THIS TIME....OUR PHONE-NUMBERS WILL SOON APPEAR BUT NOT YET!!! I THINK IT'S TIME TO LET SOMEONE ELSE DESTROY MY KEYBOARD SO I LEAVE IT TO SOMEONE. JUST A LITTLE MESSAGE ABOUT ALL THE FOLLOWING TEXT. SOMETHING MAYBE SOUNDS STRANGE BUT DON'T EXPECT SO MUCH AFTER MANY,MANY HOURS WITHOUT SLEEP. FOR INSTANCE THE TIME IS 02.09 AM. AND ALL OF US IS STILL AWAKE. FUCK THE UGLY SCC!! I CAN'T LEAVE THE KEYBOARD FOR THE MOMENT CAUSE EVERYONE ARE DOING THEIR OWN THINGS JUST NOW. JANITOR IS SITTING BESIDE ME AND HE LOOKS REALLY CONFUSED ABOUT HIS WORK. SPARROW IS IN ANOTHER ROOM I THINK. MAYBE HE IS SLEEPING... HANG ON UNTIL I HAD CHECKED HIM OUT............. OKEY I'M BACK WITH BAD NEWS. HE WAS STILL AWAKE. IT SEEMS LIKE NO ONE ARE GOING TO SLEEP THIS NIGHT OR WHAT DO YOU THINK NIKE???? OH,WHAT CAN I SEE??? A 'HALF-SLEEPING' CRUSADER. THAT'S GREAT. NOW LET'S LEAVE THE KEYBOARD TO ANYONE WHO WANTS TO WRITE...........SORRY,BUT I MUST CONTINUE ON THE AMIGA, BUT I'LL BE BACK.... ZZLLEEP!IZZ NIZEE I WANNA ZLEEP...YEZ IT'Z JANITOR...ZINCE WE LOOKED AT THE AMIGA ZSCROLL, ALL I'VE BEEN DOING IS TRYING TO TEACH THE FUCKING 64 THAT IN DOEZN'T HAVE A BORDER! I THINK I'M GETTING THE HANG OF IT ALL NOW...I'M NOW ZO TIRED I CAN BARELY THINK CLEARLY...GOOD KNIGHT..THIS IS A VERY TIRED SPARROW SPEAKING.I'M NOT VERY GLAD ABOUT THAT I HAVE ONE TOUGH MILE TO RIDE A MORE TOUGH BIKE! PPPUUUUHHHHH!! I AM DREAMING OF A SOFT BED...HEY HEY HEY WHERE ARE EVERYONE!!CRUSADER:SLEEPING,JANITOR:SLEEPING,NIKE:GOING TO SLEEP IN A MOMENT,PINGE:NOT SLEEPING(HE IS INVESTIGATING HOW TO MIX A SOUNDMONITOR ZONG WITH SAMPLED DRUMS.WOW WOW WOW,IT'S REALLY HEAVY!!! I AM RUSHING TO HIS COMPUTER NOW ..........AND NOW LADIES AND GIRLS! I AM GOING HOME, FAST AND PIGISH(!!?).BLUAAAHHHH..........................HI GUYS,IT'S ME (MR.PINGE) AGAIN. SPARROW JUST LEFT THE HOUSE TO WENT HOME ALL THE LONG WAY ON HIS OLD BIKE.POOR SPARROW. BUT HE WILL ARRIVE LATER IN THIS DAY. THE TIME IS BY NOW 03.02 AM. AND READ THIS AND TRUST ME. I'M ALWAYS RIGHT. I SAID THAT MANY WILL FALL ASLEEP DURING THIS NIGHT AND I WAS RIGHT. NOW IT'S ONLY POOR LITTLE ME LEFT ALONE WITH ALL THE COMPUTERS AND SLEEPING BODIES EVERYWHERE IN THIS HOUSE. I SAY ONE THING TO YOU SLEEPING WEAKLINGS : DON'T NEVER CALL ME A WEAK PERSON AGAIN BECAUSE YOU SEE.I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO IS STILL AWAKE.IT'S SO QUIET HERE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO,SO I WILL CONTINUE A BIT LONGER. I HEAR SOME VOICES OUTSIDE... WHAT CAN IT BE.............WELL IT WAS JUST THREE DRUNKEN GIRLS AND TWO BOYS WALKING ALONG THE STREET. WELL ONE OF THE GIRLS LOOKED PRETTY NICE IN THE DARKNESS OUTSIDE. SHE ALMOST LOOKED LIKE ONE OF THE GIRLS ON CRUSADER'S WALL. POOR LITTLE NIKE COULDN'T SEE HER!! (THAT'S WHAT YOU MISS WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING,NIKE.) WELL,OUR GROUP IS CALLED R E L A X ,SO WHY DON'T RELAX A WHILE. I THINK I WILL DO THAT!!! BUT REMEMBER I WILL JUST RELAX NOT FALL ASLEEP. REMEMBER THAT. OH,SHIT!!! I HEARD A BIG NOISE OF A CAR DRIVING AWAY IN A VERY HIGH SPEED. I WONDER WHY!!!! THE TIME IS NOW 03.23 AM. AND I WILL JUST RELAX FOR A WHILE!!!! HAHAHA! 'RRELAX'??? MR. PINGE HAS AT THIS MOMENT BEEN SLEEPING FOR 6 HOURS AND 50 MINUTES! YES, THE TIME IS NOW OVER 10, AND AS USUAL IT'S ME, JANITOR, WHO IS FIRST OUT OF BED! EVERYONE IS VEEERY MUCH ASLEEP..NO WAIT, CRUSADER IS MOVING AROUND A BIT AND SAYING 'SDSSFSKLDKDFDSK' IN A LOUD VOICE (ALMOST LIKE P I G !!) BUT I SUPPOSE HE'S ONLY DREAMING ABOUT THE GIRLS ON THE POSTER, BLOODY SEX MANIAC. WAIT! THE STORE MUST BE OPEN NOW! OOOH WHAT A FEELING, MUST HAVE 8 COKES AND 43 PIZZAS NOW!!! DID YOU KNOW WHAT MR. PINGE HAD DONE BEFORE HE WENT TO SLEEP?? HE TAPED A BIG PAPER ON THE SCREEN SAYING HE WASN'T SLEEPING!!! MOTHER FUCKING BULL SHIT BASTARD, I'LL GO AND SHOP NOW. BYE!! EHHH AAHHH HELLO THERE.IT'S ME THE SLEEPING MR.PINGE. OKEY GUYS!! I ADMIT THAT I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING FOR SOME HOURS BUT WHAT SHOULD I DO WHEN ALL THE OTHERS WERE SLEEPING. OKEY NOW JANITOR IS BACK AND MAYBE HE WANT TO WRITE SOMETHING. OKEY,HE DIDN'T WANT TO WRITE SOMETHING SO I WILL CONTINUE. OH,NO WHAT DID I SEE. JANITOR HAS JUST BY MISTAKE FORMATTED MY COPY-DISK.POOR JANITOR!!! NOW I CAN'T COPY ANYTHING MORE AT THIS MEETING. BUT WE SHALL TRY TO REPAIR. WE MUST GET IT TO WORK AGAIN OR I WILL KILL MY SELF. NOW WE MUST GO AND BUY 40 'HOT-DOGS-BREAD'. YESTERDAY WE BOUGHT 40 HOT-DOGS BUT WE WERE OUT OF HOT-DOGS BREAD. NOW WE WILL GOING TO THE SHOP. OH,NO NIKE MUST FINISH A PROGRAM ON THE AMIGA.NO,NIKE! WE MUST LEAVE NOW.I'M SO HUNGRY. THE TIME IS 11.57 SATURDAY MORNING........HELLO AGAIN.NOW WE ARE BACK AGAIN.WITH 40 HOT-DOGS-BREAD. AH,SOON WE WILL EAT. I REALLY LOOK FORWARD TO IT. JANITOR TALKS A LOT,BUT JUST A LOT OF NONSENSE. I THINK HIS HEAD STILL IS SLEEPING. NOW HE MAKES SOME STRANGE MOVES BUT THAT'S NOTHING TO DO ABOUT. OKEY,I THINK I HAD BEEN SITTING BEHIND THE KEYBOARD TOO LONG BECAUSE I HAD BEGUN TO TALK A LOT OF CRAP SO NOW SOMEONE ELSE MUST KICK ME OF THIS CHAIR BECAUSE I THINK I NEED A HOT-DOG!!!! SEE YOU LLATER............... OOHH I KILL THAT CAT! HELLO IT'S CRUSADER TALKING TO YOU THROUGH THIS TEXT. JANITOR IS SITTING BESIDE ME MUMBELING 'NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE EASY BUT BECOUSE THEY ARE HARD!' HE'S VERY STRANGE, HE'S TALKING THE GERMAN LANGUAGE (VERY BAD,AND STRANGE)............BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT!? I'M JUST AT THE MOMENT WATCHING AT A CLOETTA 'TARAGONA' CHOCOLATE (THIS MONITOR WE ARE WRITING THIS TEXT ON IS OUTBALLINGLY BAD)....... IT'S NO GOOD, IT'S VERY GLAPPCONTACT........NOW JANITOR HAS GOT HIM (THE BORDER THAT IS????!!!!)............CONFUSED? DONT BE, IT'S GETTING WORSE!!!!!! NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE EASY BUT BECAUSE THEY ARE .....EEHH .... UUHHH HA.... YEAH... HARD!!!!! THIS HCS-JA MONITOR IS SHIT (SORRY MR.PINGE, I HAVE TOTELL THEM ABOUT IT.) JANITOR IS SOON MOVING A SPRITE SCROLL UPWARDS IN ONE OF THE BORDERS (OR BOTH, IT DEPENDS,HOW HE PUT IT)...THE TIME IS NOW 12:53:19. NIKE IS NOW IN THE SAME ROOM, OOOH HE WALKS AWAY AGAIN, NO HERE HE COMES AGAIN CARRYING AROUND A SLIMMY BAG OF CHILLI CHIPS YYEEAACCHH. IT SMELLS RAVIOLI LONG WAY! OH NO, JANITOR JUST ATE SOME OF IT, HE SMELLS AWFUL, AND HE'S SITTING BESIDE ME RIGHT NOW. I CANT STAND IT ANY LONGER, I'LL LEAVE THE KEYBOARD UNTIL JANITOR HAS BRUSHED HIS TEETH, SEE YOU THEN, BYE-BYE. HELLO THERE IT'S MR.PINGE FOR THE 5TH TIME IN THIS SCROLL TEXT. NO ONE ELSE WANT TO WRITE SOMETHING SO I MUST WRITE SOME MORE CRAP. OUR PHONE-NUMBERS IS SOON COMING SO HANG ON SOME MORE BLOCKS OF TEXT BEFORE THEY ARE COMING. LET'S SEE WHAT THE TIME IS. AH, 13.05 PM. AND WE ARE STILL WRITING ON THIS TEXT. WE HAVE NOW WRITTEN OVER 38 BLOCKS OF SCROLLTEXT AND NIKE WILL TAKE OVER THE KEYBOARD..........NO,IT'S MR.PINGE AGAIN. DON'T EXPECT NIKE TO WRITE SOMETHING IN A FEW HOURS. HE'S TOO LAZY AND THE ONLY THING HE DOES IS TO SIT BEHIND THE AMIGA AND WATCHING THE DIGITIZED PICTURES OF OURSELVES THAT WE DIGITIZED YESTERDAY. NOW NIKE AND JANITOR IS TALKING ABOUT IF THE BOSS WILL COME TONIGHT. IT WILL ONLY TAKE THE BOSS THREE HOURS TO COME HERE BECAUSE HE OWN A RED LAMBOURGHINI. OKEY,THAT WAS A LITTLE JOKE. BUT IT'S ALMOST AN LAMBOURGHINI. IT'S A 'SAAB 96'. OKEY. I MUST TURN THE COMPUTER OFF NOW TRYING TO REPAIR MY COPY-DISK. BUT WE WILL SOON BE BACK. THE TIME IS NOW 13.25 SO HOLD ON FOR A WHILE.................................HELLO THE TIME HAS RUN AWAY TO 15.12 AND I FEEL VERY BAD. MY COPY-DISK IS GONE FOR EVER. I THINK I WILL SELL MY COMPUTER AND DIE IN PEACE BUT I DON'T DO IT BECAUSE IF YOU ARE A TRUE MEMBER OF R E L A X THEN IT'S JUST TO RELAX AND CONTINUE AS USUAL AND EVERYTHING WILL BE GREAT AGAIN EVEN IF MY COPY-DISK IS GONE. OKEY,NOW SPARROW ARRIVED TO THE HOUSE AND MAYBE HE WANTS TO SAY SOME WORDS...............NO IT'S CRUSADER TALKINGBUT HERE COMES ME. ACTUALLY THIS TEXT IS PRETTY BOOORING SO I'LL JUST SAY.....SHIT,PIG AND FUCK SCC. WHY IS THIS, WELL THERE IS A COUPLE OF ANSWERS TO THAT,ONE IS THAT I DON'T HAVE ANY INSPIRATION, ONE OTHER THING IS THAT WE HAVE A LOT OF OTHER THINGS TO DO RIGHT NOW, BUT WHO GIVES A SHIIT. MY EXPLANATION IS:'WHY DO ANYTHING WITH YOUR HANDS WHEN YOU CAN DO IT WITH YOUR EYES'............OH,THE TIME IS RUNNING TOO FAST. THIS COMPUTER HAS BEEN OFF FOR MANY HOURS AND THE TIME IS NOW 00.41 AM. (EARLY SUNDAY MORNING!) WE HAVE NOW BEEN UP FOR JUST 14 HOURS AND WE ARE NOT TIRED AT ALL. NOW YOU WILL GET OUR PHONE-NUMBERS TO GET IN TOUCH WITH US. FOR SWAPPING C-64 STUFF THEN CONTACT: 'MR.PINGE' (S-46 31 234011 , ASK FOR STEFAN BETWEEN 18.00 - 22.00. NO BEGINNERS. MY TIME IS EXPENSIVE.REMEMBER THAT!!!) , 'JANITOR' (S-46 13 63880 , ASK FOR PER , BETWEEN 18.00 AND 23.00.) FOR AMIGA STUFF CONTACT: 'THE BOSS' (S-46 480 50875 , ASK FOR BOSSE.) , 'NIKE' (S-46 480 50477 , ASK FOR JAN.) , MR.PINGE IS A WOMAN... (NIKE SPEAKING) HE HAVE BEEN SLEEPING FOR 8 HOURS NOW, AND I BET HE WILL LIE WHEN HE WAKE UP.... HE PROBABLY SAYS THAT HE HASN'T SLEPT AT ALL, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT... (HE ALWAYS LIES ABOUT THINGS LIKE THAT..) WELL, I DON'T LIKE TO WRITE ON A POCKET CALCULATOR, SO I WILL GO OVER TO THE AMIGA.... BYE..OKEY,HERE IS MR.PINGE AGAIN. I THINK WE MUST QUIT THIS TEXT NOW BECAUSE THE TIME IS NOW 10.08 AM. AND WE ARE LEAVING THIS PLACE AT 17.10 AND BEFORE THAT WE MUST PUT THIS LITTLE TEXT (50 BLOCKS) IN A LITTLE DEMO. SO THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO HAS WATCHED THIS LITTLE TEXT. BYE-BYE AND MANY GREETINGS FROM ALL THE MEMBERS IN R E L A X!!!! |
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