| Text: | AND THERE IT IS... THE SECOND PART OF A NEW SECURE PRODUCT... BUT WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THIS PART?! WELL, THERE'S A PLOTTER! HMMM, WHO HADN'T NOTICED THAT! BUT WHY HAVE I PUT A PLOTTER IN THIS PART?! BECAUSE I NEVER MADE SUCH A BIG PLOT-ROUTINE! AND IT'S SO FUCKING GREAT, BECAUSE THERE ARE A 256 DOTS! I KNOW, YOU SCREEM: "BUT I HAVE SEEN ONE WITH A THOUSAND DOTS!" WELL, GREAT, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU DON'T NEED GLASSES! BUT MAYBE YOU NOTICED THAT THESE DOTS (IN BUBBLES II I MEAN) MOVE IN ALL DIRECTIONS (OKAY, NOT IN 3D, SORRY!)... IN MOST OTHER DEMOS, THE DOTS ONLY MOVE IN ONE DIRECTION (X OR Y). THEY HAVE A NICE SPEED, BUT THEY'RE NOT THAT FLEXIBLE! MINE ARE! SEE, THEY MOVE AROUND THE WHOLE SCREEN!! BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THIS! I BET YOU CAN DO BETTER! AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT! A SURPRISE FOR ALL OLD SECURE-FANS! WE HAVE GOT A GUEST IN OUR STUDIOS, WHO IS KNOWN TO SOME OF YOU OUT THERE! HIS NAME IS... (JAWEL!) NEON... WOEI! HE'S STILL ALIVE... WELL, ALIVE?! WHAT'S ALIVE, IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT A COMPUTER ANYMORE?! THE BASTARD SOLD HIS C-64! WHAT MORON WOULD DO SUCH A THING! HE! ON THE OTHER HAND... ...FIVE FINGERS! OKAY, HERE HE IS, OUR GREAT FRIEND AND MOR(T)AL SUPPORTER: NEON!!! I QUIT WITH SECURE AND WENT SHORTER, SO I JOINED "CURE" (YOU KNOW THE MUSICIANS) I PLAY THE GUITAR VERY WELL, BUT ROBERT SMITH THOUGHT THAT I WASN'T THAT GOOD, SO I LISTEN TO THE MUSIC. WELL, ABOUT SELLING MY COMPUTER. WHAT'S WRONG ABOUT THAT ?! I NEEDED THE MONEY VERY HARD (I HAD TO BUY A GUITAR, YOU KNOW). BUT I STILL HAVE CONTACT WITH SECURE, BECAUSE MACE IS A VERY GOOD FRIEND OF MINE. YOU MIGHT WONDER, "WHERE THE HELL WAS NEON THE LAST YEARS ?!" WELL, EEEHHH I EVEN DON'T KNOW IT MYSELF. I AM STILL AT SCHOOL, I'M DOING PRACTICE. PRACTICE MEANS THAT I HAVE TO WORK FOR A WHOLE YEAR AND MAKE A REPORT EVERY THREE WEEKS (BEH !) I NOW WORK ON A CHEMICAL FACTORY. NOW I HAVE TO QUIT WITH A JOKE...ALLE HOLLANDERS HEBBEN PRET, ER SPRINGEN NEGERS VAN HET FLAT, BOEING BOEING ( OP DE MAAT VAN DE YOGHO YOGHO RECLAME ). BAAAAM!!!! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED ?! EL AL KWAM EFFE LEKKER ASOCIAAL LANDEN. GREETINGS FROM NEON... MACE HERE AGAIN... EL KNAL! ENOUGH SICK JOKES. I KNOW A HUNDRED MORE, BUT AS THEY ARE A LITTLE RACISTIC, I WON'T BOTHER YOU WITH THOSE. I THINK YOU'LL NEVER READ THIS FAR, SO I THINK I STOP HERE. YOU'D BETTER ENJOY THE REST OF THE DEMO, AS I PUT VERY MUCH WORK IN IT! YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! IF YOU READ THIS FAR, YOU MUST BE A VERY BIG FAN OF SECURE. BECAUSE YOU ARE, I WILL TELL YOU A SECRET THAT NOBODY KNOWS: SECURE ALREADY EXISTS FOR THREE YEARS NOW! THAT'S A LONG TIME FOR A COMPUTERGROUP, DON'T YOU THINK! I KNOW THERE ONCE WAS A GROUP THAT EXISTED FOR ABOUT FIVE YEARS, BUT I FORGOT THE NAME. OH, YEAH, OF COURSE THERE ARE MORE OLDER GROUPS, LIKE TRIAD AND SO ON, BUT WELL, WE AREN'T THAT FAMOUS AND STILL HALF AS OLD (I THINK)... ENOUGH SHIT, LET'S QUIT. KICK THE SPACE, SAID MACE! |
