| Text: | <WLSDWDD090786> WAUW HERE IS DADDY'S AND DOCTOR WATSON'S LONGEST SCROLL-LINE OF THE WORLD. DOCTOR WATSON IS NOW WRITING !!! TODAY IT HAS BEEN A NICE WEATHER AND THE BIRDS HAS BEEN SINGING ALL DAY LONG ( THEY HAVE FORTUNATELY SURVIVED THE RADIOACTIVE DUST FROM TJERNOBYL )... HEY YOU SLEEP I'M NOT GONNA FORGET YOU IN THIS SCROLL-LINE (FUCK YOU MAN).. GREETINGS TO : OZAWA, SUPER-SERO, FLASH 1941, PURE-BYTE, E.C.A, ACE CRACKINGS, FLYING CRACKERS, DANISH ROLIGANS, SHERLOCK HOLMES, ANDY, USUL, PMK (BECAUSE YOU WERE FIRST CRACKER IN DENMARK), NEWLOOK, CFB, FBG, TBL, ZYZ, TCC, DANISH GOLD, DANISH CRACKERS !!!!!, 1001 CREW, BORDERZONE 1986, DYNAMIC DUO, BITSTOPPERS, HEADBANGER, SOFT-TEAM, SECTION 8, STARFLEET, SAURON, OK KORAL, CORBEN, SCC, GCS, JEDI, (WE ARE GETTING LOW ON NAMES), 7 UP, DADDA BEGGAR, SLAN, MEGABYTE, JCF, RADWAR, ABC, FAC, STAR FRONTIERS, TINTIN, TCF, STOAT, TIM, ACF, MIGGLES, ECF, POPEYE, RATT, MIGHTY BOGG, THE SNAIL, DR.F, ROCKY, WARLOCK, JAMES BOND, SPIDERMAN & SUPERMAN (I THINK WE GOT THE MOST OF THE MARKET WITH US (IF NOT CALL THE 6581 H.Q.)).. DADDY TAKE THE COMMAND NOW !! HEY MAN, HAVING A GOOD TIME TOGETHER WITH THE LONGEST SCROLL-LINE OF THE WORLD ( I HOPE SO !! ) WELL THAT WAS ALL THE GREETINGS FROM DR.WATSON AND DADDY !!! WAIT A MOMENT DR.WATSON WANT HE'S COKE !!!! OK, THAT'S IT !! TO THE PEOPLE THAT DON'T KNOW DR.WATSON, I CAN TELL YOU THAT HE'S DRINKING AT LEAST 2.5 LITRES OF COCA-COLA AND HE SMOKES 20 CIGARETTES (PRINCE 100) EVERY DAY, YES THAT MAN IS INCREDIBLE !!! AND YOU SHOULD ALL HAVE SEEN 'OZAWA', WHEN I CAME HOME FROM MY SUMMER VACATION AND, I OF COURSE RAN TO HIS H.Q., AND I GRABBED MY EXTENDED 'FINAL CARTRIDGE' OUT OF HIS FUCKING 128'ER (I ONLY HAVE A 64'ER MYSELF), IT WAS A REAL ENJOYMENT, YOU KNOW LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A 3 YEARS OLD BABY !!!!!! (NOW 'OZAWA' ONLY HAS HIS FUCKING 'ROBCOM'-CARTRIDGE TO RUN TO, HA HA HA HA)..... WELL, LET'S GET TO BUISNESS (TO THE FUCKINGS)... FUCKINGS TO : SLEEP (PLEASE, LEARN YOUR BASIC BEFORE YOU TRY TO MAKE ANYTHING ELSE!!!!, DANISH ELITE (AFTER THE DEAD OF ACE & SOFTTEAM, OTHER CRACKERS WILL CONTINUE 'F.A.D.E.', E.G. '6581 CREW' !!! WHY DON'T YOU DROP IT D.E. ????), DNC (TRY TO MAKE YOUR MUSIC-DEMOES ON YOUR OWN !!!!), MDM (JUST FUCK OFF !!!!!), ERIK (C) & CO. (IT'S OK WITH THE SOFTWARE, BUT THE REST OOOOOOOOOOOH, THAT'S REALLY BAD !!!!!!!), GARFIELD & ODIE (DROP IT, WHY DON'T YOU SHIFT TO ZX 81 ???), HCC (UNFORTUNATELY I HAVE TWO FLOPPIES FROM 'THE COFFEE-BOY'!!!), FIX (STILL HAVING FUN ABOUT USING 'DISK MAINTENANCE' ??????), THE TUERK (WHY DON'T YOU GO HOME TO MAJTRYDFDSKI-LAND ???)....... -DOCTOR WATSON TAKES OVER. HEY KIDS, HERE'S YOUR D.J OOOPS, FUCK YOU IT'S GETTING QUITE LATE : 03.45 AM !!!. I'M PRETTY TIRED KHG:KJ(DADDY SHOUTED IN MY EAR 'ME TOO, FOOL') SO KIDS THAT MUST BE THE END (I'LL BET THAT SLEEP HAS FALLEN TO SLEEP BY NOW ??) TO BE CONTINUED TOMORROW KIDS.... (Z ZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZ)........ OOOOOOOH, WONDERFUL WITH A LONG NIGHT'S SLEEP (NO, I'M NOT THINKING ON YOU 'SLEEP' !!!!)... NOW DR.WATSON & I ARE READY TO CONTINUE THE LONGEST SCROLL-LINE OF THE WORLD !!!!!! TO SLEEP : YOU ARE THE WORST 'PLASTIC RIPPER IN THIS WORLD, (I MEAN YOUR MUSIC DEMO'S ARE MADE BY ALL OTHER THAN YOU, 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T EVEN BASIC)............ THE FOLLOWING PART OF THE LONGEST SCROLL-LINE IN THE WORLD CONTAINS A FEW LISTS OF THE BEST KNOWN CRACKERS, ISE-PIC CRACKERS, FRONT-PICTURES, SYNTH SAMPLES & COMPUTER MAGAZINES...... THESE VOTES WAS GIVEN BY 10 PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SOCIAL STATUS !!!!! CRACKERS : 1. A B C 2. DANISH CRACKERS 3. RADWAR !!!!! ISE-PIC CRACKERS : 1. A C E CRACKINGS 2. COMMANDO CREW 3. DANISH ELITE !!!!!! FRONT-PICTURES : 1. A C E (THE NEW ONE) 2. OK KORAL 3. STAR FRONTIERS !!!!! SYNTH-SAMPLES : 1. T.M.C. 2. E.C.A. 3. 6581 CREW !!!! COMPUTER MAGAZINES : 1. COMPUTER & VIDEO GAMES 2. ZZAP 64 3. COMMODORE COMPUTING INTERNATIONAL (C.C.I) !!!!! THAT'S ALL FOLKS!!!! WE HOPE YOU LIKED IT ??? OTHERWISE CONTACT : JOHAN SCHLUTER, HE IS THE MOST UNINTELLIGENT MAN OF THE WORLD, AND THIS IS THE LONGEST SCROLL-LINE OF THE WORLD !!!! EXCLAMATION : KILL ALL JOHAN SCHLUTER'S !!!! HEY YOU SLEEP DOCTOR WATSON IS IN COMMAND AGAIN, SO I WANT TO TELL A JOKE (HA HA) ABOUT YOU : WHY DOES SLEEP NEVER MAKE ANYTHING ??? 'CAUSE HE WENT TO BED ( HA HA HA ) TO SLEEP : YOU ARE THE WORST 'PLASTIC RIPPER IN THIS WORLD, (I MEAN YOUR MUSIC DEMO'S ARE MADE BY ALL OTHER THAN YOU, 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T EVEN BASIC)..... WELL WE'VE NOW REACHED : #4626 BYTES HERE * YESTERDAY I HEARD SOMEBODY SAID :'THE COMMODORE 128 ARE USELESS', F U C K Y O U M A N, WHEN I CAN RUN 'TURBOPASCAL', 'DBASE II', 'WORDSTAR', 'LOTUS 1-2-3' AND PERHAPS SOON 'SIDE-KICK' FOR IBM PC, THEN I DON'T THINK THAT IT'S USELESS, OR WHAT ????? HI HCC,STILL WAITING FOR YOUR AMIGA (HA HA HA HA)TO FIX : WHAT ABOUT LEARNING TO USE THIS :'10 PRINT"ERHARD"', BEFORE YOU START 'CRACKING' GAMES WITH DISK-MAINTENANCE (LIKE GARFIELD AND ODIE) ?????? (YOU TOO SLEEP (OOOPS))........ WELL, I'M THINKING OF STOP SMOKING TOMORROW, SO I HAVE TO ENJOY THE FEW I'VE GOT BACK IN THE PACKAGE, BUT NOW I'M SCREAMING FOR ONE, SO WHILE I'M SMOKING ONE DADDY IS TAKING OVER <OH SHIT> !!!!! HI AGAIN FOLKS, I DON'T HOPE YOU ARE TIRED, 'CAUSE WE ARE ONLY HALFWAYS IN THE LONGEST SCROLL-LINE OF THE WORLD !!!!! TO SLEEP : WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE LITTLE COMPU-MESSAGE FROM F*A*S (FEDERATION AGINST SLEEP) ?????? TO R2D2 : HOW IS IT GOING IT'S VERY LONG TIME SINCE WE LAST HAVE SEEN ANYTHING FROM YOU..... TO SODAN : WHY DON'T YOU MAKE YOUR MUSIC-DEMOES, SO THEY WORK ON A C128 ????? HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A JOKE NOW ????? JOKE : THE DOCTOR SAID TO THE PATIENT:'I'VE GOT TWO SMALL INFORMATION !!! A GOOD INFORMATION AND A BAD ONE. WHICH ONE WOULD LIKE FIRST ?' AND THE PATIENT ANSWRED 'THE BAD ONE !'. 'OK', THE DOCTOR SAID, 'THE BAD NEWS IS : YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN !!!!, AND THE GOOD NEW : IT ISN'T HERITABLE (HA HA HA HA HA) !!!!! WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME TO SAY GOODNIGHT, AGAIN !!! THE TIME IS NOW : 1.25 AM., AND I'LL HAVE TO BE UP AT 5.45 IN THE MORNING.... BEFORE WE SAY GOODNIGHT FOR TODAY WE CAN TELL YOU THAT THE SCROLL-LINE NOW HAS A LENGHT OF #6178 BYTES HERE *, G O O D N I G H T .. HELLO SLEEP, NICE TALKING TO YOU YESTERDAY ON THE PHONE (LONG TIME AGO (1 YEAR EXACTLY)), OF COURSE WE WILL CONTINUE THE WAR AGAINST YOU. THAT SMALL PACKAGE YOU'VE GOT BY MAIL, WAS NOT MENT TO HURT ANYBODY (ALMOST), ONLY TO PROVE THAT I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE (YES, I KNOW I SAID IT TO YOU, BUT NOW PEOPLE KNOWS IN PUPLIC).. HEY COPE'N'USUL, WHAT A PITTY ABOUT YOUR GAME. I'VE HEARD YOU DON'T LIKE ME, WHAT IN THE HELL HAVE I DONE ? (I MEAN IF YOU CUT ALL THAT CRAP SLEEP TOLD YOU AWAY) ??? THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY I'VE STOPPED SMOKING (PHEW HA), IT'S PRETTY HARD JUST BEFORE AN EXAMINATION, AT THE TECHNICAL SCOOL... WELL NOW WE ARE TALKING ABOUT US ($#3+NVD+NÂ 5VFETEN(( JHY4F_237HG%$%V62:KH4H OH SHIT AT THE MOMENT THE TEMPERATURE ON ISEPIC IS UNSTABLE , CHIP IS BOILING , FUCK YOU , COKE ON ISEPIC , BIG SMOKE , FUCK YOU , TEMPERATURE IS FALLING , ISEPIC IS DESTROYED (PHEW HA, NICE TO GET THAT S H I T AWAY..... !!!!!! (YOU SHOULD DO THAT TOO, DANISH ELITE)... !!!! I'M (DOCTOR WATSON) IS THINKING OF LET DADDY HAVE THE COMMAND <OH SHIT NOT RIGHT NOW>. TO SLEEP : WHEN I WANNA TALK TO YOU AGAIN I WILL ALLOW OZAWA TO GIVE YOU MY PHONE NUMBER .... (LONG PAUSE) ... (20 BYTES PEACE FOR THE DEAD PEOPLE FROM TJERNOBYL : ******************** (THAT'S IT FOLKS, MABYE I'LL GIVE YOU 10 BYTES MORE WHEN THERE ARE ENOUGH DEAD PEOPLE !!!!! ....LONGER PAUSE.... OKEY, DADDY, ALIAS 'THE FUNNY MAN', IS BACK !!! I DON'T HOPE YOU'VE MISSED ME. I'VE GOT A MESSAGE TO R2D2 : WE ARE ALL VERY EXITED TO SEE YOUR GAME (I HOPE IT'S A GOOD GAME, I LIKE GOOD GAMES LIKE FROGGER 64 & CRAZY KONG (JOKE, BAD JOKE).... GREETINGS TO YOU R2D2, FROM 'THE 6581 CREW' !!!! GREETINGS TO DOCTOR WATSON : HE HASN'T SMOKED SINCE WEDNESDAY THE 13TH OF AUGUST, TODAY IS IT SATURDAY THE 16TH !!! I WOULD LIKE TO WISH THAT 'OZAWA' STOPPED SMOKING TOO !!!! THIS IS A MESSAGE TO ALL SMOKERS : WHY DON'T YOU STOP SMOKING ???? SMOKING MEANS CANCER, AND CANCER MEANS D E A D (AND I WON'T HOLD 20 BYTES PEACE FOR YOU) !!!!!! MESSAGE TO SLEEP : FUCK OFF WITH YOUR UGLY AND SLIMY 'SLEEP MUSIC' (PRETTY BORING), OR I GONNA BLOW YOUR FUCK'EN BRAIN (IF YOU HAVE ONE) OUT OF YOUR FUCK'EN (SKIN)HEAD.... THIS DEMO WAS PROGRAMMED BY DOCTOR WATSON FROM THE STILL LIVING AND REALLY AMAZING 6581 CREW.... WELL I THINK THAT WE HAVE REACHED THE POINT OF THIS EVENING, WHERE WE'LL HAVE TO SAY GOODNIGHT !!!! HI AGAIN ,HAS ANYBODY SEEN THE NEW FILM WITH SYLVESTER STALLONE & BRIGITTE NIELSEN, 'COBRA' ????? OOOOOOOOHHH !!!!! THAT'S ACTION FOR YOUR MONEY !!!!! 'COBRA' IS A VERY VERY VERY TOUGH MOVIE.... YOU'LL JUST H A V E TO SEE IT !!! IT'S STALLONE WHEN STALLONE IS BEST !!!! - QUESTION TO DOCTOR WATSON : EVER SEEN THE NEW C-64'ER ???? THIS IS WHAT STANDS ON IT : COMMODORE 64 - PERSONAL COMPUTER !!!! AND AS YOU KNOW IS THE NEW C-64'ER AND THE OLD EXACTLY INDENTICAL .... THAT MEANS : ALL C-64'ERS MUST BE PC'ERS (HA HA HA, NO WAR) !!!!!!!! BEFORE I'M GOING TO GIVE DOCTOR WATSON THE KEYBOARD, I MUST REMEMBER TO RECOMMEND 'THE FINAL CARTRIDGE' TO EVERYBODY, I REPEAT : EVERYBODY !!!! NOW CHANGING KEYBOARD-KNOCKER....... (LONG PAUSE, AGAIN) .... HEY KIDS (YOU TOO SLEEP) DOCTOR WATSON IS BACK AGAIN (HEY MAN ISN'T IT NICE ???? WELL I GOT A FEW WORDS TO SAY TO YOU DADDY, WHY DON'T YOU THROW YOUR FUCK'EN C-64 AWAY AND BUY A REAL PC (C-128). IF WE SAY THAT THE 6581 CREW ARE : A,B,C,D & E, THEN A,B,C & D GOT A C-128. AND 'E' GOT A C-64, AND WHO IS 'E' ???? 'E' IS DADDY !!!!!DADDY'S BEST SPREADSHEET IS 'MULTIPLAN', AND IT'S ZERO TO JANE TO THE LOVELY COMMODORE 128 (MAY IT LIVE FOREVER)...... KDFISDNDF STOP THAT FUCK'IN SHIT !!!!!! NOW DADDY IS TAKING OVER !!!!! HI, WATSON !!! YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PC'ERS !!!! IT'S OK IF YOU CALL YOUR SLOWLY C-128'ER A KIND OF A PC'ER, IF YOU, I SAID 'IF' YOU PRESS THE CMD-KEY DOWN WHEN RESTARTING YOUR MINI-PC'ER, THEN YOU HAVE A VERY USEFULL MAXI, MEGA, MULTI-PC'ER/XT'ER/AT'ER : COMMODORE 64PC !!!!!! THE ONLY REASON FOR THAT IT HASEN'T BEEN WRITTEN ON IT IS : COMMODORE WAS NOT IN THE MOOD OF BEATING ALL OTHER COMPUTER-PRODUCTS AT THE CURRENT TIME (AND EITHER NOW WITH THEIR C-128) !!!! N O W A R ! ! ! I'M AFRAID THAT LOUSY DOCTOR WATSON WILL TRY TO DEFENSE HIS (PHYSICAL BIG, BUT NOT IF YOU MEAN IN TECHNICAL WAY) C-128..... IF YOU ARE ABLE TO SPELL WHAT YOU MEAN, THEN THE KEYBOARD IS YOURS WATSON........ THE NEXT PIECE OF TEXT IS TO IGNORED, IT'S ONLY SHIT AND CRAP !! (UNLESS THE STUFF ABOUT SLEEP)....................... LOT'S OF CRAP BEHIND (UNLESS THE STUFF ABOUT SLEEP).. NOW TO THE LAST WORDS IN THE LONGEST SCROLL-LINE OF THE WORLD (PHEW) (!) : : : : : : I JUST WANT TO SAY : THE COMMODORE 128 IS MUCH BETTER THAN A LITTLE, SLIMY, UGLY AND DIRTY COMMODORE 64 (PHEW HA)... DON'T EVER THINK OF BUY SUCH ONE (C-64) ......... AND HERE IS THE FINAL MESSAGE TO SLEEP (Z),(!) FUCK OFF YOUR SLIMY, UGLY, DIRTY AND SMELLING NIGGER-BOY (BLACK COLOUR)...... DOCTOR WATSON A LEGEND OF HIS TIME.... (SORRY ACE)... DOCTOR WATSON THE BEST EVER SEEN ON THIS PLANET (LOCATION : COPENHAGEN, DENMARK)..... THE FOLLOWING IS TRANSLATED INTO 16 LANGUAGES : THE END, FINE, EXIT, SLUT, FINITO, OVER, FIN, OUT, FINISH, STOP, ENDE, NJET, KAPUTT, BUTTOM, F%RDIG (DK) AND CLOSED... LENGHT FROM * : #11751 & $2DE7 BYTES FROM HERE * |
