| Text: | /HERE IT SCROLLS....... JEHEEEPAHHH !
YOU'RE READING THE LATEST SCA-SCROLLTEXT WRITTEN AT THE 30. OF MARCH BY UCA & STP TOGETHER.
BUT AWAY WITH THESE TEDIOUS INTRODUCTIONS, LET'S GET TO THE FIRST PART OF THIS SCROLLTEXT. IT'S CALLED 'WHY ?'.
I GUESS YOU WONDER WHY 'WHY ?'. I'LL CLEAR YOU UP : IT'S THE 'WHY' ASKING AFTER THE REASON OF THE INTRO'S NAME.
IT'S 'CAUSE ZAMTAN IS ONE OF THESE MYSTERIOUS ROSARIANS. NOW I GUESS YOU'LL ASK : 'WHO THE HELL IS ZAMTAN ?' AS YOU SHOULD KNOW, HE'S ONE OF THE THREE SOFTWARE-GODS. NOW YOU'LL ASK: 'WHO HOLY MOSES ARE THOSE THREE GODS ?' THAT QUESTION CAN BE ANSWERD BY READING THE FOLLOWING SCROLLTEXTS : 'THE FUN SERVICE','GORGEOUS','SCA-COMPETITION'. OK. BACK TO ZAMTAN. HE'S A HOBBY-GARDENER AND HE LIKES MOST BREEDING UP THESE LOVELY RED-COLOURED FLOWERS CALLED ROSES. SO HE'S A ROSARIAN. HIS PREFERRED SYMBOL IS THE BOUNCING BIRD UP-THERE. SOMETIMES HE'S DEPICTED AS A HUMAN WITH A BIRD-HEAD AND A DISK-PERFORATOR IN ONE OF HIS THREE CLUTCHES. THAT WAS THE 'WHY ?'.
SCROLLING UP.........THE SECOND PART (CONTAINING GREMLINS, GREATCOATS AND GREENSTUFFS).
A BUNCH OF GREMLINS TO : DS COMPWARE, BIG APPLE, STI (ON AMIGA), DYNAMIC-DUO, DANISH GOLD AND IRATA-BABY.
A WARDROBE FULL OF GREATCOATS TO: RADWAR, PBA, NEW BALANCE, STAR FRONTIERS AND EXPLORER.
A POUCH OF GREENSTUFF TO : SPOT 3001, ACS, SOFT PIONEERS, MORX, ELECTRO, FBS, ECC, USI, NEWLOOK, DIGITAL ARTS, MEGABYTE AND FFS.
SORRY ABOUT THE STRANGE EXPRESSIONS FOR YEAH-SHOUTINGS, BUT IT'S NOT EASY TO CATCH NEW ONES FOR EACH DEMO.
SCROLLING ACROSS THE SCREEN : THE THIRD PART OF THE TEXT. IT'S ABOUT THE COMPETITION ! SEND NICE DISKS AND WIN GREAT PRIZES. SEND'EM TO : PO-BOX 470 / CH-8037 ZURICH.
MOVING IN: THE FINAL PART. THERE WE HAVE TO SAY :'HANG UP, SWITCH OFF, GROW DOWN, SUCK OFF, SLIME AWAY, STAY GOLD, GOODBYE.'
ONCE MORE THE MEGA-MIGHTY SWISS CRACKING ASSOCIATION REACHES OUT TO YOU.
BY(TE) THE WAY : THIS INTRO WAS CODED BY UNITED CRACKING ACADEMY. MUZAK BY ROB HUBER. HAVE A NICE DAY.
BYE.
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