| Text: | THE BLUES BROTHERS PRESENT ´ANOTHER THING´. WOT A BORING TITLE EH ? PRESS KEYS ´A´ TO ´Z´ FOR THE TUNES AND EFFECTS FROM THING BOUNCES BACK, BETTER STILL, JUST LEAVE THIS TUNE FROM THE ORIGINAL ´THING´ PLAYING !! ROBB´S OLD TUNE IS MUCH BETTER THAN THE NEW ONE BY WEMUSIC, ALTHOUGH I LIKE THEIR SPROINGY SOUND EFFECTS !! OH GOD, THINKING UP THINGS TO SAY IN THE SCROLLY IS BECOMING A REAL PAIN ! HOW ABOUT A JOKE ? NO ? TOUGH ! ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE LIVED A RICH KING WITH A BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER. ONE DAY SHE MET A HANDSOME, BUT DEVIOUS COUNT. SHE INSTANTLY FELL DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH HIM AND VERY SOON, THEY WERE MARRIED. THE KING GAVE HIS DAUGHTER A VERY LARGE AND VERY EXPENSIVE DIAMOND RING AS A WEDDING PRESENT. THE EVIL COUNT DECIDED THAT HE LOVED THE RING MORE THAN HIS NEW BRIDE AND PROMPTLY BUGGERED OFF WITH IT ! THE KING WAS OUTRAGED AND SENT HIS FINEST HORSEMEN TO CAPTURE THE FIEND AND RETURN THE RING. A FEW DAYS LATER, THE HORSEMEN RETURNED WITH THE EVIL COUNT BUT HAD TO REPORT THAT THEY COULD NOT FIND THE DIAMOND RING. THE KING, FURIOUS AT THIS NEWS, TOLD THE COUNT THAT IF HE DIDN´T TELL OF THE RINGS WHEREABOUTS, HE WOULD BE BEHEADED. THE NEXT DAY, THE COUNT WAS FORCED TO LIE ON THE EXECUTIONERS BLOCK WHILE THE KING ENQUIRED OF THE RING. AFTER NO RESPONSE FROM THE COUNT, THE KING DECREED THAT IF THE WHEREABOUTS OF THE RING WERE NOT DISCLOSED BEFORE HE HAD COUNTED 10, THE COUNT WOULD BE EXECUTED ! HE COUNTED SLOWLY 1 2 3 JUST BEFORE THE KING REACHED 10, THE COUNT SCREAMED "WAIT !", BUT IT WAS TOO LATE, THE EXECUTIONER, WHO´D BEEN VERY KEEN AT HIS JOB, BROUGHT THE AXE DOWN WITH ALL HIS MIGHT AND KILLED THE COUNT. THE MORAL OF THIS STORY.....DON´T HATCHET YOUR COUNT BEFORE HE CHICKENS !! HEHEHEHEHE ! NO, I DIDN´T FIND IT FUNNY EITHER ! ANYWAY, ON TO THE HELLOS. HI TO.... DARREN, RON + KY DISKBUSTERS, SKIDNEY, STEVE, SAM, RIK, KEV + ANE, FLAT 3 HACKERS, MALX + NEW BENCOR BROTHERS, DAN DARE + ACE, INSPECTOR GADGET, DIRTY HARRY, M. BECKETT + BCS, VOKKE + FOXBAT, THE DOOD + JOZ, GUARDIAN + NIKKI, STEVE + LUCY, ANDY + TIM, NORMAN, C. DOOTSON, FLITGUN, CSS, WARRIOR + TTI, GUNSLINGER, HAPPY CRACKER, THE CTC, HUMAN + CFR, HONEY + 1001, ALGOT + CONAN, BOB + RYAN AND PHIL + BARRIE. BEFORE I GO, ANYONE OUT THERE INTERESTED IN DOING US A FEW TOONS ?? IF SO, SEND ME A MESSAGE VIA ONE OF THE PEOPLE MENTIONED IN THE HELLOS. |
