| Text: | HELLO, I AM DRUNK, SHIT WHATTA FUCKING PARTY IT WOZ, WE TALKED ENGLISH A LONG TIME AND WE HAD A LOT OF FUN, BUT SHIT, WHATTA FUCKING HELL THIS IS TO WRITE, I'M TO DRUNK TO PRESS THE RIGHT KEYS FOR WRITING A GOOD SCROLL TEXT! WELL, DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YA ABOUTE THIS PARTY? WELL, OK! IT STARTED WITH A KIND OF BIRTHDAY PARTY ON SUTERDAY, A GIRL IN MY CLASS BECAME 20 YEARS OLD, AND THEN WE BOUGHT A BEUTY PACK, AND A PACKAGE OF CORNFLAKES AND A CHINA TIGER AND 20 ROSES! (THIS GIRL IS NAMED MARIA, CALLED MIA! IT'S NOT THE SAME MIA AS BEAFOR!) WELL, HOW COME, I BECAME TO LOVE THIS MIA FOR SOME REASON!!(?) SO IT WOZ MY SUGESTION TO BUY 20 ROSES! WE WHERE 3 GUYS THAT BOUGHT THIS STUFF! WELL FUCK, I CAN'T CONCENTRATE ME AT ALL I'VE BEEN DRINKING A 75 CL ABSOLUTE VODKA AND ON THAT I TOOK 3 CANGORO CLASS III, AND THIS IS MY PERSONALLY RECORD! I'VE NEVER DRUNK SO MUCH! SHIT AS U CAN SEE I'VE NOT IN MY NORMAL CONDICHION! WELL, FUCK MY HEAD IS BURNING!!!! OH, ABOUTE THIS MIA! AT HEAR BIRTHADY PARTY SHE HAD INVITED ME AND A LOT OF OTHER PEAPOPLES! SO WE DECIDED TO GO THERE! WHEN WE ARIVED WE WHERE EATING A CREAM CAKE OF SOME THINGS! WHEN WE SAT DOWN AND TALKED ABOUTE EVERYTING BETWEEN -- CENSOR SHIP IS A DEASICE -- WELL, THEN I'T WOZ TIME TO GO HOME AND I CALLED MY MOTHER AT 5 AM! SHIT THIS ID REALY CRAP TALK RIGHT? WELL, AT THE DAYS IN SCOOLE I'VE GOT MORE AND MORE IN LOVE WITH THIS GIRL, AND WE WHERE INVITED TO THE SAME PARTY SITS WEEEE.! SO WE BOTH GO! AND I TRYED EVERYTHING, BUT WITH NO SUCCES? (I'M SHURE SHE UNDERSTOOD MY FEALINGS BOUTE HER BUT PROBABLY SHDID NOT FEEL THE SAME ABOUTE MEEEEEEEEEE!!!) I OFFERED HEAR MONEY FOR A CAB(TAXI) HOME BUT SHE INCISTED TO TAKE THE BUS, WELL, NO SUCCES THIS TIME! WEE YAH!!! 801 DC SIGNING OFF, DRUNK AS EVER BEAFORE! (IT WOZ HARD TO FIND THE CARTRIDGE PROTOT !) WELL, TACKE A CONIAKK!!!!!! THANX FROOM 801DC, AND I RREALY LOVE - MARIA LEVIN - !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
