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| Description: | 13 x DYCP |
| Text: | HERES KALLES FAST-FOOD MENU...HARDWARE FIRST... KALLE SUGES...TO KR APERONK M KALLE..FEM KR TOERRONK M KALLE..FEM KR VERTIKALKNULL M KALLE....TI KR TRIPPELRONK M KALLE....FEMTEN KR DIAGONAL RAEVSLEIK M KALLE....TI KR KALLES SPESIAL....TREDVE KR KAVRINGSLEIK M KALLE....TYVE KR OSTEHOEVELBARBERING HVOR DU OENSKER....TJUEFEM KR FEMDOBBEL GRUPPESEX KALLE M FAMILIE....HUNDRE KR LANGVARIG NATTRONK....TO KR TIMEN KAMELRONK M KALLESMAK....TYVE KR TRIPPELSEX M TRE STK KALLE....SEKSTI KR OPPBLAASBAR KALLE M MINTSMAK....SYTTI KR SOFTWARE... KALLES TANNVANN....TI KR PRESSET KALLETUNGE....TI KR SKVISET KALLE M SPYFLUER....TYVE KR DETT VAR DETT...DENNE MENY KAN DU FAA HOS KALLE PAA BRONNOYSUND BOKHANDEL..... DENNE TEKSTEN KAN MINNE OM OMEGAS....MEN DEN ER MORSOMMERE BEDRE OG SKREVET AV PROFFINGEN SELV...SPARKLER THE EVIL...READ ANOTHER ONE.
HALLO I LUKEN... THIS IS CROCKETT FROM MEGASTYLE...... JEG HARNTE TI TE AA SKRIVE PAA ENGELSK FOERR AT DET E SAA GOERR....... OG FOERRESTEN E DET SAA GOERR AA FINN PAA VANSKELEGE ORD PAA ENGELSK...... HAAAAAA HAAAAAA.... ITTNO KNUSEL HER I GAARN NEI...... JASSAA JA.... I GAAR TRAFF JEG BABAR.... HAN ER DOM I KNOTTEN OG DERFOERR SPORT HAN OM AA SPELL MUSE-FELLA ELLER MOUSE-TRAP PAA AMIGAN MIN.... LITT SYND AT E FJERNA DET SPELLE FRA DISK SAMMLINGA MI FOERR HUNNER AAR SIA........ VEIT DU AT E DIGGA AMIGAN .... FOERR AT DET GJOER E TENK ... FOERR AT E HA HATT AMIGA I TO AAR.... HAA.. FOERR DET HA IKKJE DU DIN LEIMER I MANDEL-PUDDING....... MANDEL PUDDING E EGENTLE MEKTIG GODT...... SERLIG MED RAUD SAUS .... NAMMMM... VEIT DU DET DIN AKKAR-BLOEGGAR........ ELLER SOM HAIN BAKKSJOE-BEIN SEI...... DIN HOERRD UNNJI I REKEBLOEGGAR HAESTPEIS I HAFFSNOED........ SIGNING OFF BY CROCKETT OF MEGASTYLE INC.
NORWAY... THE LAND WHERE THEY EAT LITTLE-BROTHERS FOR BREAKFAST... WHERE THEY FIGHT AGAINST WEATHER AND ICEBEARS ALL DAY LONG... WHERE THE WINDS ARE SO ROUGH THAT YOULL HAVE TO TAPE THE PAINT TO THE WALLS... WHERE THE SNOW ARE SO HIGH THAT YOULL HAVE TO DIG THROUGH F I V E METERS OF SNOW TO GET DOWN TO YOUR HOUSE... AND THATS ONLY SOUTH IN NORWAY... TO FIND OUT HOW ITS HERE NORTH...TWICE THE FACTS BEFORE THIS... SOUNDS COOL... ON YOUR NEXT HOLIDAY THERES ONLY ONE PLACE TO GO...NORWAY OF COURSE. AHHH...HERE I AM SITTING...IN MY IGLOO WRITING SOME SCROLL-TEXT ON THIS ICE-PUTER... SPARKLER...THATS MY NAME IN CASE YOURE WONDERING... AND GUESS WHAT I AM GOING TO DO...YOU WILL NEVER GUESS... I WILL W R A P. THATS IT...WRAP... HEARD THAT WORD BEFORE...WRAP STRANGE WORD...WONDER WHO INVENTED IT... WWWWWRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPP...
GOSHAMEI.... SAID SISSEL KJYRKJEBOE ONCE..... CROCKETT IS AGAIN IN A SCROLL-TEXT..... ACTUALLY I DONT CARE IF IT BREAKS OUT A NEW WORLD WAR ANYMORE....... BECAUSE YESTERDAY I BANKED UP YNGVE OKNES, AND HIS FATHER IS A BIT ANGRY ON ME, BUT I DONT CARE ABOUT THAT ..... I JUST PRAY TO GOD THAT TOMORROW I DEAD WILL BE NOT... HA - HAAA... LAMER-ENGLISH........ BALLE SUCKS ... NOT MOONRAY BUT KALLEBALLE SUGER BALLER.. FOR HAN ER HOMO I HAU.........IF YOU ARE STERIL-SUMO-HOMO THEN GO TO BRONNOYSUNDBOKHANDEL AND ASK FOR KALLEBALLE... HE IS THE HOMO OF THE YEAR.... HE WILL SUCK YOU BALLE IF YOU GIVE HIM KANEL SO HE CAN KRYDDER THE BALLE FIRST..... KALLEBALLE ER HOOOOMOOOOOOO I HAU.... ARE U BIFIL SO JUST FORGET IT, CAUSE BALLHARRYKALLE IS VERY JEALOUS... HAAA HAAA.... KALLEBALLEHARRY SUCKED ODDVARS DIKE ONE GAY DAY.... NOW KALLEBALLEHARRYMAN HAS AIDS...... HA DET PAA BA DET DIN KALLEBALLEHARRYSUGER...........
GID A MEI...... HAN HADDE HJUL.... HAN VAR DEGGERN SAA FULL AT BUKSA HANG UT RAUFFLEPPEN PAAN.... SANTA CLAUS GIKK PAA SINE MUGGER SAA DET SKVALPET I SKRAEVET HANS.... HAN HADDE TRE BALLER ... DA KOM STROKJERN OG KJEFTET PAA HJULENISSEN... KVA I SOPP JORRE DU DAER.... HAN BLE SUR... I DET SAMME GIKK ODDVAR PAA SKI... HAN SAA STROKJERN ... KA I HELGOLAND JOERR DU I SOPP... DA KOM HAN SOM LAGA THRUST.... HAN VISTE FRAM KOVERET OG SKREMTE VEKK ALLE OG ALT.. ALLE FUGGLER SMAA DE ER SATT I TRE-TOPPEN OG SKJEIT I HAU PAA DEM... DE VART SAA BLAUT AT DE DREPT KVARANNER.... HANN STEINE FOERR EIT BASKETAK DET VART... HAN VART EIN SYKING SOM HEITA STEINARSUND SOM SA BASIC BAK SKJERMEN OG KUNNE SNOEFTE.....GALAGA I SAY.. DERE TRENGER KUN NOEN TAMPONGER OG SPILLEBRIKKER....HAIN SNURRE... E ORSK IKKJE MEIRA...... HILSEN HJULENISSEN.... SIGN-CROCKETT OF MSI
SLUTT AA FJERT...HOER DU DET...HOLD OPP. AAHHHHH NEEEEIII...IKKE ENDA EN...AAPNE VINDUET...FORT FORT FORT...JEG DOEOEOEOERRRR... HAAHHAAAAHH...DET VAR DEN MEST DRAMATISKE TEXT-START EVER... OG NAA... UTRAG FRA SCROLLS KURS I MASKINSKRIVING.... HVERT AAR VELGER SANTA KLAUS UT DE REINSDYRENE SOM SKAL TREKKE TENNER. DET BLIR ALLTID STOR HANGJEROTTE FOR AA NAA FOERST FRAM OG SIKRE SEG PLASS. FORSOEK DEG PAA ET REINSDY-KAPPLOEP SAMMEN MED VENNENE TIL ODDVAR. DERE TRENGER TAMPONGER OG SPILLEBRIKKER...ELLER RETT OG SLETT KINGDOMMER. HVIS DU DELER VENNEN DIN I TO BLIR TREKKSPILLET EKSTRA SPENNENDE. DEN FOER DET BLIR SKIDD. DU MAA NORROVVAR ELLERREEERRE OEDEROVVER... KVID KVEITE. CAUSET ODDVAR. DA KOM ALLE BARN PAA JORD OG DRAEBET VOGNE OG VIRD. KISS MY ASS...OR BEAT THIS RECORD. O N E D Y C P. WOWOWOW. TRY THIS ONE BLIMEY FIVE DYCPERS SPHINX DID THAT FORTY YEARS AGO EIGHT DYCPERS OMEGA DID THAT TOO LAME FOR US TEN SHINY DIFFERENT Y CHAR POSITIONS THAT DID AZTEC THIS ONE BEATS EM ALL.... TWELVE THATS EASY EVERYONE CAN MAKE THAT BUT TO BE SURE WE MADE THIRTEEN HAA HAAAA BEAT THAT ONE LAMERS... BET YOU CANT COZ WE ARE BEST BEST BEST BEST FORREEVVVVEEERRR HAHEHIHOHYHUHAHEHI CREDITS COMING UP.... CODE BY SCROLL CHARSET BY SCROLL MUSIC BY J. BJERREGARD SO...SPARKLER TURNS THE KEYBOARD TO....SCROLL.... HERE HE COMES....
HARE HOPP. THIS IS SCROLL THE EVIL DYCP-CODER.... HAHAA AZTEC... YOU ARENT THE DYCP KING ANYMORE.... ALL WHO WILL TRY TO BEAT THIS RECORD SUCKS..... I COULD EASILY HAVE MADE UP TO TWENTY-FIVE LIKE THE SCROLL AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN..... I COULD ALSO EASILY MAKE FOUR TO EIGHT DYCPERS WITH A BEAT-BOX OR ROCKMONITOR TUNE..... WELL THIS SCROLL IS FINISHED NOW....
HERES UTDRAG FRA SCROLLS KURS I MASKINSKRIVING COMING UP... I GAAT HIOER. I SPIH FRAANS. BIOERHE VANNET NOT INJE. IJE ODDEVARING...FOOLLEGUTTENS STUBBSCROLL I SOPPSUPPESAUS DAJINDETE IDVAT RRRRRHHHH. DA KOMTETE ODDVARS BAST. LINSETH SPISER BAESJ. OLAUG SPISER FOLK. ODDVAR SPISTET GUMMI. STUBBSCROLL SPISEDET POTETGULL M SALTOGPEPPER. JVK BASTET ROEYKENDE TOG. FRANTIC FREDDIE SPIDER BRANN. JAG SKRIVER MED SYLTELABBENE. DA SKREVEDET ODDVAR. DA KOMDEDET GRYJI EN MEGA-APOCALYOCE ODD. IM FINITCHED VID MASTERSKRIGERING. LINSETH ER EN TVANGERER SOM TVINGER OSS TIL AA SKRIVE OFF OMLY TULLISOPPSUPPESAUS. TABULERET ODDVAR RBU. TABULERINGSJON. ODD GRYTE SPISER GRYTERETT. SEPPOKINININIKOPPES... THAT IS ALL YOULL SEE FOR NOW ON... READ ANOTHER TEXT...
BROWN EYES... DARK BLACK HAIR... SOFT RED LIPS... AN COMBINATION SO PERFECT... THATS SHE... A BODY SO ANATOMICAL... HER HIPS MAKES YOUR TEETH RUN IN WATER... THE PERFECT WOMAN... EVERY BOYS DREAM... NOW SHE IS MINE... JUST MINE... WOW...YOU REALLY GET EXCITED WHEN READING SUCH BOOKS...SIKLE SIKLE SMATT SMATT RAAAAAP... WELL...ITS SPARKLER AGAIN. AND IM UPSET. THIS CHARSET REALLY MAKES ME MAD...THE ONLY CHARS EXCEPT A-Z IS THE ORDINARY DOT AND HYPHEN... WITHOUT THE APOSTROPHE IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO MAKE WORDS LIKE CAN T IT S AND SO ON... AND THE EXCLAMATATION MARK AND THE TWO PARENTHESIS IS ALSO MISSING... FUCK FUCK FUCK... AS SOON AS I GET SOME FREE TIME I WILL MAKE THE ULTIMATE CHARSET MYSELF WITH NO MISSING CHARS... TRALLALLA... WHAT TO WRITE... WELL ITS ONE O CLOCK AT NIGHT NOW SO I BETTER CHECK THE PART BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP... WRAP IT LADS... READ ANOTHER SCROLLIE
HALLO ALLE NORSKE BALLINGER..... VIL DERE HOERE NOEN SKIKKELIG RAABARSKE STEMMER. BABLE LOES OM ALL SLAGS TULL OG TOEV.... RING DE TRE HARDESTE NUMRENE EVER..... FOERST SPARKLER... NULL AATTE SEX TO TO NULL SYV EN...SPOERR ETTER MEG...RUNE...ELLER BRODERN...RUBEN...THAT'S SCROLL IF YOURE WONDERING.... SAA ER DET CROCKETT... NULL AATTE SEX TO EN TRE FEM EN...SPOERR ETTER ROY....OG TIL SIST RAGE.... NULL AATTE SEX TO TO FIRE TO FEM...SPOERR ETTER ANDERS.... ENKELT HVA... JEG...SPARKLER...FORETREKKER AA SNAKKE OM GRAFIKK OG ALT ANNET BALL...BARE DET IKKE ER KJEDELIG SCROLL VIL SIKKERT BABLE OM KODING...DET BRUKER HAN VANLIGVIS AA GJOERE CROCKETT SNAKKER OM COPYPARTIES...FOR DET ER KULT SYNES HAN... RAGE SNAKKER OM HVASOMHELST...BARE DU ER TROENDER...HAHAHAHAHA... GREETINGS TO ALL PHONEFREAKS... WAX OMEGA ZAPHOD B. PRICE PEE HUMANOID MARK B. UNITRAX MOONRAY MR.X MOUTH ETC..... HADEPAABADET.
ROESK ME I BALLAN... E DET IKKE ENDA EIN SKRAALLTAEKST AA SKRIV... FOEKK MI... DAETS FOEKKING... AI DIGG MAI INGLISH...ITTS BJUTTIFULL... DOOBIDABBIDABBIDIDAA...DIDABBIDIBIDUBIDIDAH...I LOOVE THAT BJERREGARD SONG... IT REALLY MAKES ME WANNA KICK ASS... AH THAT REMINDS ME OF SOMETHANG...WANNA HEAR MEGASTYLES NEWEST AND COOOOOOLEST HIT-WORDS...EH...SLOGANS... HERE THEY COMES... WE KICK ASS FOR THREE NKR...IF THATS TOO EXPENSIVE WE CAN ALWAYS LOW IT DOWN TO TWO KR... EXTEND YOUR DICKS... THATS MY FAVOURITE...HAHA AFTER THAT ONE I WILL SEND MY VEEEEEERY PERSONAL GREETS... ODDVAR I KIOSKEN KALLE PAA BOKHANDELEN MAMMA OG PAPPA ONKEL HILMAR TANTE BJERTRUD NYRE KATAR HJULE NISSE ALLE SOM VIL DREPE MIN LILLEBROR HERR BAKKSJOE ONKEL POLITZEI TISSE TASS AESJ BAESJ DRITT KLUMP STOREULV DE TRE SMAA GRISER...
HELLO ALL OUT THERE... HVIS DU KJENNER THOMAS HOLMSTROEM I BALLANGEN SAA FORTELL HAM AT RUBEN HAR TATT GRUSOM HEVN PAA HAM..... THAT MEANS READ ALL SCROLLTEXTS WRITTEN BY ME.... SCROLL... THE EVIL REVENGER AND DYCP-CODER AND KING OFCOURSE..... AFTER I HAVE KICKED AZTEC FROM THE THRONE BY MAKING THIS PART I WILL RULE THE WHOLE UNIVERSE..... SORRY FOR THOSE LONG SETENCES BUT THE KOMMA IS MISSING YOU KNEW... MY LITTLE CHAR-CRUNCHER COULDNT TAKE TOO MANY CHARS.. STORING THEM IN DIFFERENT HEIGHT YOU KNEW..... WELL ITS BORING TO WRITE BUT I WILL FILL THE WHOLE SCROLLTEXT WITH FUCKING SHIT... WELL THE NEXT GROUP WHICH IS MAKING MORE THAN TEN DYCPS THEY ARE LAMERS...... DONT YOU THINK.. WELL I AM WRITING THIS COZ I AM HARD TODAY..... WE ARE THE BEST...... YOU AGREE IN PEACE..... WELL I WILL HAVE THE LONG WRAP NOW...... SIGN SCROLL.. I WILL WRAP..... NOT WARP AS YOU IN TRONIX THINK............ READ ANOTHER SCROLLER... WRAP.
TO BE SURE WE MADE THIRTEEN....WOWOWOWOWOWOW... BEAT THAT ONE BLIMEY... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... IT IS IMPRESSIVE EVEN IF IT HAS A Y MOVEMENT ONLY FOUR PIXELS HIGH... IF ALL SCROLLERS ON THIS PART WERE THIS SMALL WE COULD EASILY HAVE MADE TWENTY-FIVE SCROLLERS... BUT IT WILL LOOK TOO LAME WITH SUCH LITTLE MOVEMENT... BORING THAT... SO...THIS IS THE LAST SCROLLER...AND IF YOU HAVENT READ THE OTHER SCROLLERS READ THEM NOW...BEFORE THE BUGBEARS GET YOU...IF YOU DONT...YOU WILL BE SWIMMING IN YOUR OWN BLOOD ONE DAY...HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA...A BIT FRIGHTENING THAT. WELL...I HAVE GOT NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT THINGS ON MY MIND...SOOOOO...SPARKLER IS WRAPPING AND ZAPPING OFF...PRESS SPACE |
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