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Wanderer
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Registered: Apr 2003
Posts: 478 |
Balloonacy 2 idiocy
I have to feel so bad for Richard, being brave enough to release his own game without trainers.
Within 24 hours of his releasing a game, there appears a 2 trainer version. An hour or two later a 3 trainer version. The next day there's a 4 trainer version and finally a 6 trainer version.
I'll hold out for the Nostalgia +20 version with hi score saver. *groan*
Richard must feel like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie feel when the National Enquirer vultures swoop down upon them. Granted you're open game when you release something but it's pretty laughable to see so many people pounce upon Richard's game like a homeless man chasing a bagel rolling down the street.
Let's clear this up to save time:
MEGA TRAINER
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Change $7003 to JMP $2c00
2c00 jsr $70a1
2c03 jsr $ffe4
2c06 cmp #$2a
bne XX
inc $09
XX rts
This plays the music while giving you the key when you hit the star key.
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Infinite Lives: EA EA EA (three NOP's) at $394e
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Infinite time: EA EA EA at $3ba1
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Sprite Collision off = RTS at $3a9d
Save $e000-$f000 when you go to save the memory.
We need a starting level option and a button to hold down for temporary sprite collision bypass. I'd laugh but I'm sure in a day this WILL happen. Mark my words.
*sighs* Note to Richard, perhaps in your next game you could include a hidden trainer with every conceivable option. Granted your game was difficult to play but I hate to see it re-released without your intro and directory tree.
PS. All the above was done without looking at any of the versions out there. I became bored :) |
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Fungus
Registered: Sep 2002
Posts: 680 |
(sings)
My balls are bigger than your balls
weeeeeeeeeeeee
my balls are bigger than your balls
weeeeeeeeeeeee
my balls are bigger than your balls
weeeeeeeeeeeee
but my cock is kinda short
weeeeeeeeeeeee
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Slartibartfast
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Registered: Jul 2002
Posts: 230 |
<sings>
I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
CHORUS:
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire
CHORUS
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
CHORUS
And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...
Ball sucker |
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A Life in Hell
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Registered: May 2002
Posts: 204 |
Quote: (sings)
My balls are bigger than your balls
weeeeeeeeeeeee
my balls are bigger than your balls
weeeeeeeeeeeee
my balls are bigger than your balls
weeeeeeeeeeeee
but my cock is kinda short
weeeeeeeeeeeee
my balls... my balls my balls my balls... my lovely manly balls.... check 'em out. |
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Scout
Registered: Dec 2002
Posts: 1570 |
Suck on my chocolate salted balls.
Put em in your mouth, and suck em!
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
there packed full of goodness, high on fiber.
Suck on my balls. |
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T.M.R
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Registered: Dec 2001
Posts: 749 |
Hey, look! [Changing subject before hurts self laughing] There's a new ori of Balloonacy 2 with a bugfix!!1one |
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A Life in Hell
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Registered: May 2002
Posts: 204 |
Quote: Hey, look! [Changing subject before hurts self laughing] There's a new ori of Balloonacy 2 with a bugfix!!1one
I think I prefered the balls... |
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T.M.R
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Registered: Dec 2001
Posts: 749 |
Quote: I think I prefered the balls...
Possibly, but i needed a rest from the laughing - i'm poorly okay?! =-) |
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Fungus
Registered: Sep 2002
Posts: 680 |
Weee richard is a recracker now, weeeeeeee, and hooray for bangbus!!!
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Wile Coyote
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Registered: Mar 2004
Posts: 646 |
c64 game coders are lazy these days. I kinda get the impression that they do some code, get a sprite moving via joystick and add some collision and do all the graphics themselves and call it a game or sorts. Instead of the game being written around a design, the game gets built around what ever code came about at the time while the coder was messing around in a spare 5 minutes he had. That's my take :) |
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Richard
Registered: Dec 2001
Posts: 621 |
Quote: Weee richard is a recracker now, weeeeeeee, and hooray for bangbus!!!
Nope :o)) |
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