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Wanderer
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Registered: Apr 2003
Posts: 478 |
Balloonacy 2 idiocy
I have to feel so bad for Richard, being brave enough to release his own game without trainers.
Within 24 hours of his releasing a game, there appears a 2 trainer version. An hour or two later a 3 trainer version. The next day there's a 4 trainer version and finally a 6 trainer version.
I'll hold out for the Nostalgia +20 version with hi score saver. *groan*
Richard must feel like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie feel when the National Enquirer vultures swoop down upon them. Granted you're open game when you release something but it's pretty laughable to see so many people pounce upon Richard's game like a homeless man chasing a bagel rolling down the street.
Let's clear this up to save time:
MEGA TRAINER
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Change $7003 to JMP $2c00
2c00 jsr $70a1
2c03 jsr $ffe4
2c06 cmp #$2a
bne XX
inc $09
XX rts
This plays the music while giving you the key when you hit the star key.
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Infinite Lives: EA EA EA (three NOP's) at $394e
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Infinite time: EA EA EA at $3ba1
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Sprite Collision off = RTS at $3a9d
Save $e000-$f000 when you go to save the memory.
We need a starting level option and a button to hold down for temporary sprite collision bypass. I'd laugh but I'm sure in a day this WILL happen. Mark my words.
*sighs* Note to Richard, perhaps in your next game you could include a hidden trainer with every conceivable option. Granted your game was difficult to play but I hate to see it re-released without your intro and directory tree.
PS. All the above was done without looking at any of the versions out there. I became bored :) |
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Steppe
Registered: Jan 2002
Posts: 1510 |
Are you saying that's not the C64 scene in #gay??? Hey wait, you tricked me for years!!! |
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TDJ
Registered: Dec 2001
Posts: 1879 |
Quote: Are you saying that's not the C64 scene in #gay??? Hey wait, you tricked me for years!!!
You & me both, lover. |
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chatGPZ
Registered: Dec 2001
Posts: 11360 |
Quote:
Are you saying that's not the C64 scene in #gay??? Hey wait, you tricked me for years!!!
ofcourse it is, dont let them fool you! |
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Wanderer
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Registered: Apr 2003
Posts: 478 |
Quote: Oh! you're such a skilled coder!
Which monkeytribe tought you that?
I didn't need to borrow your monkey. I figured it out for myself along with everything else required to make intros and demos. It would be beyond your comprehension to explain it though. When you advance beyond NOP'ing out games in an attempt to train them, then we'll talk. You can borrow the monkey for a few more months but be sure to feed him and empty his cage droppings. He gets very upset when he's forced to step in his own fecal matter.
Bonzo also likes his banannas to be cut into small slices instead of whole. Probably a by-product of his contact with human beings.
We'll compare notes in a month's time to see if you can code any better. At such point you can trade the monkey in for a seeing eye dog. :)
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cba
Registered: Apr 2002
Posts: 935 |
Quote: I didn't need to borrow your monkey. I figured it out for myself along with everything else required to make intros and demos. It would be beyond your comprehension to explain it though. When you advance beyond NOP'ing out games in an attempt to train them, then we'll talk. You can borrow the monkey for a few more months but be sure to feed him and empty his cage droppings. He gets very upset when he's forced to step in his own fecal matter.
Bonzo also likes his banannas to be cut into small slices instead of whole. Probably a by-product of his contact with human beings.
We'll compare notes in a month's time to see if you can code any better. At such point you can trade the monkey in for a seeing eye dog. :)
I think you have no idea to whom your talking,
coding wise your certainly not as his level.
and enough of this monkey bizznizz ;)
Niels
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Tch
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Registered: Sep 2004
Posts: 512 |
Richard is motivated,determined,improving and active.
Fuck it if he gets emotional and removes entries RELATED to his (groups) work.
The scene would be in a much better state if everybody had his DRIVE! ;P |
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Jazzcat
Registered: Feb 2002
Posts: 1044 |
TCH: I agree, despite Richard's lameness, I do like his productivity. He is improving. He is learning. The process is slow, but noticable. |
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CreaMD
Registered: Dec 2001
Posts: 3051 |
Quote: TCH: I agree, despite Richard's lameness, I do like his productivity. He is improving. He is learning. The process is slow, but noticable.
TCH, Jazzcat - Thank you! |
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Tch
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Registered: Sep 2004
Posts: 512 |
No need to thank me CreaMD.
Richard´s got C64-Spirit written on him.
That´s what matters to me. ;) |
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Radiant
Registered: Sep 2004
Posts: 639 |
I also don't understand why so many are picking on Richard. I mean, if he's really that bad, don't you think everybody's got it by now? And if he isn't, then again what's the point in all this shitthrowing business?
I guess it's easier to make fun of others than doing something constructive, but that's no excuse for being some kind of lame ass scene-bully. Don't you have anything better to do at all? It's all jolly great to poke fun at somebody from time to time, in reasonable doses (I laughed my ass of to the Game Over note) but there's a point where it stops being fun and just becomes sad. |
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